My first online journal was on Diaryland from April 2002 until I started bethmauldin.com in November 2002. My account with Diaryland lapsed and I can't link to it anymore, so this is just one long entry of all my entries there. But I wanted to have it somewhere on this site.
2002-04-02
3:05 p.m.
Take 2
Life in my little part of the world is good today. April in Texas is nice, ok when it's not raining, which it's not today. In less than an hour I'm out of this place called work and headed home to walk our new dog, Ramen (yes named after ramen noodles. My chinese girlfriend is a noodlehead!). After having only lived with cats in the past, it's fun to see just how easy it is to make a dog happy!
The cats on the other hand are not at all happy. My cat, Silly, still hasn't forgiven me for either my girlfriend moving in three years ago OR bringing home another kitten, Little Man, two years ago. She's still talking to me, which is good after the dog's been there for a week.
I hate to start off as a woman writing about her pets when there are so many other topics - the state of the world, television shows, other websites. Guess I'll get to it all in good time.

2002-04-04
9:31 a.m.
On Being Misanthropic
I first ran across the word misanthropic reading, what else, The Misanthropic Bitch website. This word ranks right up there with one of my other favorite words - transmorgify, which I learned reading Calvin and Hobbes.
So I've been wondering, just what it is that has made me such a misanthrope? Back in my religious church days I actually liked people, ones I knew and ones I didn't. That was also before my days waiting tables, working retail, and answering phones with amazingly stupid people on the other end of the line. Is it the loss of faith and religion or is it just a result of coming in real contact with more real people?
The loss of faith will probably be a topic I can back to time and again. But the part of that experience relating to being misanthropic is probably the loss of the friendships I had with other Christians. In the end their faith caused them to judge the sinner - me - "giving in" to being a lesbian - instead of loving the sinner and hating the sin. I guess that only applies to non-christian sinners. They seem to think there's a special place in hell for christian sinners.
I had two longtime friends actually tell me to my face they couldn't be my friend if I was going to be a lesbian. The rest just sort of faded over time. One of the ironies is I didn't stop attending church because I rediscovered my lesbianism, I stopped because I disagreed with their basic theology and mode of operation.
Anyway, I think that whole experience set the stage for my growing dislike of people in general, my complete loss of patience with mankind. Of course, having to deal with the general public on a regular basis over time will never lead to a mushy all over happy feeling.

2002-04-05
8:50 a.m.
Selfish Girl
The little dictionary I have simply defines "selfish" as "concerned only with oneself." Sounds like a good thing, sounds harmless enough.
I had a friend a few years ago who was the living breathing epitome of selfish, and at the time she was my idol. She kicked my ass and made me believe I should be selfish too. And as this corresponded with the time I was losing my faith and becoming more misanthropic (told you yesterday I like that word), well, being selfish just seemed natural. It was high time I put myself before everyone else and demanded better from life and the world. It was time for the world to play by my rules for a change.
I don't think it's exactly natural to me to be selfish though. Or maybe it's that the world is MUCH bigger than me and just seems to laugh every time I say "that's IT, I want what I want, and I want it NOW."
So I find myself at a job that's probably not very healthy for me to be in, in a relationship that's about 75% of my ideal, driving a icky second hand car, and so on. And I think about those first brave days of being selfish girl and wonder how she sees how things have gone since then.
Christianity puts forth that it's better to give than receive. Karma suggests that what goes around comes around, so it's best to be nice and caring and giving. Maybe they're right.
Or maybe as time goes by and I get a little older and maybe a little more mellow, being truly selfish just seems to take too much energy.

2002-04-08
10:51 a.m.
Motherhood and Life
April in Texas, you just never know what you're going to get. It was a cool rainy weekend, and that seemed to suit my mood. I know I'm getting old because Friday after work all we did was take a nap and then watch some tv - old and boring!
Saturday was nice. I'm working on repainting an old wooden toy box my dad built for me when I was little. It had three layers of over twenty year old paint to be stripped off. Now I'm painting it in primary colors - red, blue, green and yellow. It's gonna look cool, but it's only suitable for a kids room. It's pretty much a project in faith because we've been trying to get pregnant for about six months now and still no luck. Which isn't surprising since everything only came together just right once to try insemination so far. Nothing in my life has required so much patience. It's a constant waiting game. Waiting to see if I ovulate, waiting to see if the drugs work, waiting to see if insemination worked. And it's a one day a month shot at it. I've gotten a little used to the waiting, but the drugs are horrible. All I can say is imagine pms times a hundred with hot flashes thrown in for fun.
Some days I'm not sure it's worth it, not sure I'm ready to be a mother, not sure if Nerdstar's ready to be a mother, not sure our relationship is ready for us to be mothers, and on and on and on.
Every so often I get these twinges of career goals and ambition. I should put this overachieving brain to work and be a lawyer or get an MBA or some such thing. The other part of me says all of that is a futile waste of time in the big scheme of things. Life isn't about money, it's about people. So motherhood appeals to me more and more as time goes by. Having a nephew has really prodded those longings along. So, I keep trying to get pregnant and hope for the best.

2002-04-09
9:30 a.m.
Wells Fargo Banks SUCK
Wells Fargo COMPLETELY SUCKS!!
I thought Bank of America was bad because my visa debit card works rather randomly. In just three weeks in trying to open an account, Wells Fargo has completely surpassed BofA in sucking!! They took $100 from my BofA account to open this new account. Then they promptly LOST that $100. So to correct the problem they've taken ANOTHER $100 and still only $80 shows in my account. $80 because, you know, they have to charge $20 for checks without any warning. So naturally I call them and they'll fix it within 5 business days uh huh, sure. BUT then the supervisor wouldn't even credit me the $20 for the checks just to make it up to me. She said I'd have to talk to a local branch manager for that. Then I told her to just cancel the account, give me my $180 and call it even. Of course, that has to be done at a local branch too.
I can never state how much I hate big business. Not because of slave labor, or other anti big business rant b.s. But simply because you can never get your hands around the neck of the person actually responsible for fucking you over!!

2002-04-10
3:05 p.m.
Reading Other Writers
Every once in a while I think how great it would be to be a writer. Not always so much the idea of telling great stories - although "Out of Africa" is one of my all time favorite movies because of the story telling - but more to write to influence, to inform. The problem for me is that I am a voracious reader. I read just about anything in print within arms reach. And that's a bad thing for a wanna be writer. There isn't much I have to say that hasn't been said much better by someone else already. Especially as I find more and more web blogs and such, there are so many wonderful voices out there.
My absolute favorite for quite a while now is Andrew Sullivan. It's so wonderful to find a rational, articulate, conservative but not overly so, religious in a good way, gay man online. There aren't too many people like that period, and to be able to read his mind every day is a breath of fresh air. A new favorite is the author of Asparagirl.com.
So I wrestle with the "point" of this little diary and have to decide over and over it's just an exercise in emptying my mind.

2002-04-11
10:12 a.m.
That Elusive Novel
The book I most want to read doesn't seem to have been written yet. At least, I've yet to find it among the thousands of pretty covers at all the pretty bookstores I go to. It's a story about a woman, or women. Her relationships with a woman, or women - although not necessarily romantic/sexual relationships. It's a story of life and the big questions, of love of self and others. But it's not sappy or sentimental. If I could ever figure out the character(s), story line, setting, anything, I might could find a way to tell that story. But it's just a vague longing I carry around of a story I want to read.
All of my favorite writers tend to be men - Douglas Adams, David James Duncan, Tom Robbins. Although there is nothing like the Anne Rice vampire series, such exceptional writing, ideas, reality, and yes, struggle with the huge questions of identity and redemption and choice and fate. Yet every time I walk into a bookstore I know it's a woman who will have to be the author of that elusive book. So I scour the titles and covers, with what seems to be about 75% male authors, and the ones that are written by women are usually all about men and family and romance. The exception to that I guess are the women mystery/suspense writers. That's just not really my genre.
The closest book I've read to what I'm looking for would probably be The Ya-Ya Sisterhood. It was close but not quite it.
If I could write only one book it would have to be The Lord of the Flies with girls instead of boys. How would that one thing change the story line?? Would it change the story line?? Are girls really inherently different? Does it depend on their ages? I'm just enough of a sociologist at heart to wish we could set up that scenario and let it play out. Would girls from the 1950s be any different from girls of 2002??

2002-04-14
10:42 a.m.
Just Another Weekend
Silly cat is sitting here with me, clearing things out of her way on the desk and drinking my milk. Ramen is sleeping on the floor by the bed. Last I saw, Little Man is hiding out in his cage in the closet. I've got the new Mary J. Blige playing on the cd player – it's pretty good. Mostly I like her voice. It's a little overcast outside, but really nice.
Just another weekend. Nerdstar's at drill. Yesterday I was hoping to sleep late, but the kids didn't let that happen. Ramen was being a pain in the ass, woke me up about 7:30, so I took him out in case he needed to go. So then around 10 I tried going back to bed. Then I hear this icky noise and look up to realize Ramen had taken a nice runny shit by the bedroom window. I really wasn't up to dealing with it so I showered, left Ching a note, and went out riding on my motorcycle and then to see "Vanilla Sky." It was kinda neat, Trio had shown "Open Your Eyes" the night before so it was cool to seem them so close together. I wonder if another actress has played a part in a foreign film and then played the same part in the american version. In any case, Penolope Cruz is just beautiful!
After Nerdstar got home we went to Central Market and bought a ton of groceries. We were both really tired so we just came home and ate some snacks and watched Jon Leguazama's "Sexaholic", it was good but not necessarily funny. I was really tired from being out in the sun for so long yesterday. I ended up getting my arms really sunburned while riding. Oh well, I always get at least one sunburn a year, sometimes two.

2002-04-16
8:44 p.m.
Wells Fargo Still Sucks!
Almost three weeks after the initial screw up it seems we're finally getting closer to them giving me back my money! All it took was another hour on the phone with four different useless people in which I couldn't even get them to connect me with the location of the person who is supposedly trying to resolve the problem; a trip to the local WF branch, a trip to Bank of America so I could get PROOF that what I was telling them was true (that THEY lost MY money); and then another trip to WF with proof and several phone calls by the manager there to verify they had lost my money. So by Friday I should actually have my $200 back. Nice of them huh?
The final joke is this email I received after I got home from dinner this evening from WF:
"Congratulations your new Wells Fargo account is now open! You will receive your new account disclosure package including your ATM card, Checks (if requested), and your new account number within 5-7 business days. Should you need immediate access to the account, please visit any local Wells Fargo branch for your account number and ATM checkcard number. We would like to ensure that you are receiving the maximum benefits from products and services with Wells Fargo Bank."
HMM... the checks came without being requested - and with a $20 charge (which I did finally get back today). I already have my ATM card, which sadly for it will never be activated or used. And this "maximum benefits and service" is the ultimate punchline to my ordeals with WF.

2002-04-16
8:57 p.m.
Random Tuesday Thoughts
RANDOM ONE:
"cuz words are vitamins
and life is short
and i know when we get up to the front office
we're gonna have to fill out a full report
the first question will be what were you thinking?
and the next question will be what did you say?
and then they're gonna check to see if the answers to one and two matched up much along the way."
Nobody puts things better than ANI!
When I first got this cd and was just listening along, before reading the lyrics, it took a while for this idea to really sink in. And I just wonder, if we all really knew this was going to be true - that we would actually be held accountable for saying what we're thinking - how different would the world be?? One of the reasons I love to watch television and movies is because you can see more immediately (since neither of these occur in real time) the cause and affect of NOT saying what you're thinking. Unfortunately I can't think of an appropriate example right now.
This quote popped into my mind as I was lying in bed next to Nerdstar hoping to catch a nap yesterday evening. But, as usual my mind got to wandering. It started on this tangent about what would I say to an old friend if I actually ever had the chance to talk to them again. Then it wandered over to what would happen if I told my x-boss what I really thought of her. Although, I sorta tried that once and I'm still not clear what the results are. The next wandering was about really being bare souled honest with my parents. HA HA HA HA HA And of course, with her next to me, I wondered how much I really share with Nerdstar.
Naturally right about then she asked what I was thinking, so I told her.
RANDOM TWO:
The state of the world. Man is it ever a mess - and unfortunately, I just don't see it ever really getting any better. (More on my optimism/pessimism later) While we were walking Ramen it hit me how horrible I felt for about a month after September 11th. And my next thought was how I really don't ever want to feel that way again. Following immediately after that was just a certain knowing that at some point before I die I WILL know that feeling again. And naturally, the knowing that my kids will have to go thru events like that in their lifetime.
On the way to dinner tonight we talked about what it would take for us to consider carrying guns. All of my life I have been totally against having a gun in my house, and even more adamant about it if there were to be kids in my house. But if there ever comes a time that the things happening in Israel start happening here, I'll be first in line to get a gun. And maybe, just maybe, that mentality in this country - because I believe it would be a damn long line - might prevent suicide bombers going off here.

2002-04-18
9:15 p.m.
Life With Pets
I think pets are great, I mean, who doesn't? (ok, I know there ARE people who don't, but I'm not talking to them.) And I was pretty content when it was just my cat Silly and I, hanging out ignoring each other peacefully. Then I met Nerdstar and she moved in. Silly was a little freaked out, but in time, came to ignore Nerdstar just as effectively as she had ignored me. When we moved into a bigger apartment, Silly decided it was time in her life to become a complete lap whore. That suited me just fine too. Things were hunky dory, that is, until Nerdstar kept talking about her old cat. So I decided to be nice and get her a kitten of her very own for Christmas. Well, that would have been great, but, kittens aren't born around Christmas, nope, they wait till spring to pop out. One nice day in May I finally surprised Nerdstar with her Christmas present - Little Man.
Now, Silly had adjusted ok to having Nerdstar around and ignoring her, except for those times Silly will just look at her like "why are you in my house and when are you leaving?" But Little Man, well, she just threw out her little paws and smacked him upside the head to make sure he got the picture. Two cats are great, and they're complete opposites. Amazing how Silly is like me, and Little Man is like her. For two years we've all lived a blissful cohabitance. Except that at least six of seven days a week I would hear just how much Nerdstar wanted a DOG.
A woman can only take so much before giving in, at least this woman can. And because her birthday was coming up and I couldn't think of anything else that would make her happier (I swear I tried to sell her on the idea of a Palm Pilot - but nnoooo.) So off to the local shelter we went. There he was, a cute little two year old chow/shepherd/mutt mix with sweet eyes and six toes on his back feet. The vet took one look at him and said "what in the world is he?"
Now, I tried explaining just exactly how much the cats would hate us for the rest of their soon to be miserable little lives. That life in our cozy little apartment would change with the presence of a dog. But she would not be deterred. Home he came with us.
That was almost a month ago. And he is a great, sweet, calm dog who just can't understand why those nice little kitty cats don't want to play chase with him. Little Man has pretty much moved into the walk in closet permanently. And Silly, queen of her little world, has taken to chasing Ramen around. There's nothing quite like watching your cat chase your dog around in the morning before work. She has him afraid of her so that he won't even walk near her or by her.
All I can say is thank God the fish don't get out and chase the cats around. That would be too weird for even me.

2002-04-19
1:35 p.m.
Self Image
I love riding my motorcycle. It is the one thing in my life that was not only worth the wait, it was exactly what I thought it would be like - snow skiing! So, I'm riding to work the other morning, really enjoying smelling the flowers without having to stop to do so. I stop at a light and catch a glimpse of myself in the rear view mirror. Who the hell is that?? I think!! There's some chubby, nerdy girl with nerd glasses and a fat face sitting on my motorcycle. Now, I'm a great believer in NOT subjecting myself to anyone else's - certainly not society's - idea of "beauty". If I did then I'd have to build a time machine and live in raphael times because that's the body I've got - nice and round.
But let me tell you, the body I see in the mirror is not the body I have in mind of what I look like. For starters the body in the mirror is way too short at 5'1". In my mind I'm about 5'10" with long legs and a long torso. And that body has a great bad ass walk, a smile full of irony and eyes full of wit. All of this led me to wonder... wouldn't it be great if one day we all woke up and look liked our internal self image - which is NOT to be confused with some ideal body type!! Just how different would we all be??

2002-04-23
1:52 p.m.
Vegas
Today is our three year anniversary, so we decided to go to Vegas for the weekend, you know, being gambling addicts and all. The weather was absolutely perfect - mid 70's, no humidity and a cool breeze!
There was a nice exhibit called "The Art of the Motorcycle." They had about a hundred motorcycles dating from 1910 to the present with little histories of the designs and motors. Very cool! I can't imagine trying to ride half of them. Other than that we spent about fifteen hours at the blackjack and craps tables. None of those silly slot machines for us!! We didn't walk away with a suitcase full of money like we would have liked, but we held our own!
It was our first time flying after 9/11 and it was definitely different, but not too bad. Different casino employees mentioned that things there are really just now beginning to get back to normal levels. To me it was nice that it wasn't so crowded. There's only so much "general public" I can stand at one time.
Speaking of the general public, Nerdstar and I are pretty much snobs. And probably because of this, every so often we find ourselves in big rooms full of strange people and way too many reminders of the Twilight Zone! We thought we'd try our luck at a different casino setting than the strip and so we hopped in a taxi and headed to downtown Vegas. In all of my trips there I'd never been downtown. We had two different cab drivers tell us how the Horseshoe is perfect for playing craps. Ok, maybe, IF you like drunk poor people all around you. The difference in social status' between the strip and downtown is amazing. And while we probably belong more downtown, we're completely strip types.
Back in my nice comfy bed last night, finally resting my poor little eyes and feet, all I could dream of was shooting craps.

2002-05-02
9:13 a.m.
UGH Women
It sucks to be a lesbian and dislike not only 90% of gays (more on being a homophobic lesbian some other time), but also 90% of WOMEN!! I used to like women in general... used to know some decent, smart, funny, friendly ones. But, after a fifteen minute gab session between four female co-workers about weight and clothes and on and on and on... I'm nauseous!! And it crossed my mind that if i just got pregnant (which isn't going very well), or even better because it's less offensive... lost weight... then I'd fit right in around here. And how pathetic is that? I mean, how come a nice (contrary to popular opinion) SMART girl who isn't all about boys and weight loss and babies be more popular??
Because the women I used to be friends with weren't like this, I didn't believe all the stereotypes about women, didn't understand women's magazines and who would possibly read them. Apparently, the "women's" movement is a failure in oh so many ways.
A side note on that. I was watching a documentary about middle school kids where they interviewed them about various topics. Naturally, the opening part was girls talking about sex. The greatest example of the failure of the women's movement is that 13 year old girls are spending way too much time giving 13 year old boys blow jobs! And why are they busy doing this? Because that way the boys don't have to see them naked - because they're not comfortable with their bodies. Because when they blow them, the boys are nice to them and pay attention to them. At least until the boys decide they're not getting ENOUGH blow jobs and dump the girl. So much for women being comfortable with their bodies and such.
I won't even get started on the whole idea of "oral sex isn't sex" concept. So parents are quite pleased with the answer of no when they ask their kids if they're having sex - but forget to mention that the only thing they're not doing is actual intercourse.

2002-05-06
10:45 a.m.
May 6
It's Monday again, I really wish that wouldn't happen quite so often. But I guess as far as Monday's go it hasn't been too bad of one so far. It's just that it's following a long weekend that didn't contain enough sleep. Friday Nerdstar and I drove to Dallas right after work. We took Ramen. It's lots of fun taking a dog along in a truck, well, at least it's fun for him because he loves the attention and sitting in her lap. Friday night was nice because we got to hang out with my little nephew - he's so cute it's amazing, and sweet too. My brother and his wife have crazy work schedules, so my nephew is always over at my parent's house, which is where we stay. We just had him spend the night with us. I'm just about the only person who's good at getting him to go to sleep. He's like me in so many ways it's scary, and one of the bad ones is that as long as there is anything going on, or anyone else awake, he wants to be awake too. But I can always rock him to sleep, or stretch out with him laying on me and he'll go to sleep.
We've had absolutely no luck with the whole pregnancy thing and sometimes I'm very tempted to just give up, but then we'll go spend time with my nephew and I want a child all my own!
Saturday was crazy because it was my nephew's first birthday and of course we had a party - not for him because he won't remember a thing - but to make the parents and grandparents happy. Nerdstar and I spent a lot of time out in the backyard with the little kids and the two dogs - Ramen and Budha. It was great to see Ramen getting to run around and play like an idiot! He spent most of Sunday sleeping it off.
We ordered pizza and watched the Mavericks lose game one, that sucked. Then we drove home for a few hours of sleep before I had to take Nerdstar to the airport for a 7:30 am flight. She's in Cali this week doing a language competition with her reserve unit. I have a feeling she's going to kick some serious butt this week!! It would be great for her if that happened, her jobs over the past couple of years have really worn her down. This would be a great booster!
As it's only day two of her being gone, I'm kinda enjoying the solitude. Well, as much solitude as you can have with two cats and a dog around.

2002-05-06
9:01 p.m.
Sometimes TV gets it right
There is always lots of ink wasted on all the terrible, mind numbing, society deteriorating things on tv. I want to throw out there that sometimes tv is exactly what it should be as an entertainment medium - enlightening and soul searching and simply breath taking.
Sometimes in tv history there are stand out episodes in good series. Even more rare are those series that are just right episode after episode. This entire season of Third Watch nailed it episode after episode. It made me believe, for an hour a week, this austin, texas girl was in NYC, living the aftermath of 9/11, that I was part of the team. This season of this show did more to honor the people affected by that horrible day than any other tribute (or money making scheme as some were) I saw.
I watched the first two seasons of West Wing and loved the writing, the wit, the banter, the "inside" look. But this season it just seems flat, terribly flat. How can it compare with what the every day reality of the white house must be?
On a lighter note (no more of those major keys) the Once and Again series is decent television. Although many would probably take offense that I say "decent" considering the plot lines. But the episode about the two high school girls finally coming to terms with the emotional and sexual reality of their relationship is simply the BEST portrayal of that situation I've seen on film - movie or television. And I'm thankful the writers continued that plot line - even if ever so subtly - thru the end of the season. If only they would write the adult characters as full of real emotion as the teenagers. And then there's ER. I'm so pissed they killed Mark. I mean, really, what is the show without him - good but not great. If he HAD to go, why couldn't they just wait until they were ready to throw in the towel for the series and let them all live happily ever after??
Anyway, I watch way too much television. It's nice that every once in a while that time is redeemed.

2002-05-07
1:06 p.m.
Nobody likes their job
"maybe you don't like your job
maybe you didn't get enough sleep
well nobody likes their job
nobody got enough sleep
maybe you just had
the worst day of your life
well there's no escape
and no excuse
so just suck up
suck up and be nice"
I tried putting the words to that last line in front of me while answering phones for a while, it didn't help me be any nicer, but it did make me smile to think of Ani.
Have I mentioned that I pretty much hate my job? Yes, yes I do. Not that some days aren't better than others, but better is such a relative term. Today I'm stuck answering the phones again. I hate answering the phones more than anything - probably more than any other job I've ever had, and I've been working a long time. And because I hate answering the phones, sometimes I'm just not very nice to the stupid people on the other end of it. In fact, most days I really really think there should be a very special button that I can push that will send immediate shock right to their little head. I know they have little heads because they have little brains and don't need big heads. It wouldn't be half as annoying to talk to stupid people all day if they weren't in the field of EDUCATION. That's right, the educators in the state of texas can neither read nor follow directions. That's why I get to talk to them. Now, because I'm not always very nice to them, they complain about me. One great lesson my mother taught me is that if you say you don't know how to do something - you can generally get out of doing it. Another way to get out of doing something is to really fuck it up! That's why I didn't have to wash dishes as a kid, just the thought of me breaking her dishes was enough to get me out of it. Because they complained about me I got new job duties that are more data entry based and off of the phones. That is until the new phone guy is out with food poisoning. Poor him. I suppose that would actually be worse than talking to idiots all day, but just barely.
One thing I wish I could do to make answering the phone more interesting is to imitate the person on the other end perfectly! Imitate their accents, their speech patterns, and so on. Maybe then they'd have more sympathy for me having to talk to them all day and not complain about me :-) Uh, right.
Did you follow all of that?

2002-05-08
10:43 a.m.
What ever happened to....
"In the jukebox of her memory
the list of names flips by and stops
she closes her eyes
and smiles as the record drops"
I wonder if everyone is like me in this regard, but I spend way too much time thinking about people who use to be a part of my life, wondering how they are, where they are, why we lost touch. I think that's the hardest part for me - the why?? I know after high school, and even after college, life changes, a LOT, and so you lose touch. But just in the past six or so years I've been in Austin I've made and lost more friends than I care to admit. And I always wonder if they ever think of me, and if so what they think.
So... whatever happened to:
Cherie and Zhona (whose name I'll never forget) my best little buds in elementary school who made it all worthwhile during that short little break known as lunch.
Don and Rodney and Scott and Deano and his brother who's name I can't remember, and all the other boys I "went with" back in middle school.
Gosh, and what happened to Bones, the older guy in my summers before and after my freshman year. The one who knew he was too old for me way before I did.
What ever happened to Angela, the first girl friendship I had that in retrospect looks way more emotionally lesbian that we would have/could have acknowledged. Although that could just be me projecting my present onto my past. I always had quite intense friendships with girls growing up. Boys came and went, not as easily so with girls.
And Candy, who, although was quite a freak herself, probably just couldn't deal with my coming out even though she was moving away, because it hit too close to home.
And Melissa, the smart freak who went off to college and fell off the map. There were so many people in high school I knew but didn't know. Classmates.com is good for this sort of thing, but of course those who disappeared a long time ago are still not to be found.
And what about all the people I use to go to church with in Waco and Austin? Those people who I bared my soul to desperately looking for acceptance and some sort of sign I wasn't a total misfit loser outsider freak. Those who were suppose to be "closer than family?" Where are they now? Do they still have their faith?
I think I spent too much time lost in my head and could be really oblivious when I was younger. There were group dynamic subtleties that always escaped me. I try to be more aware now.
But I miss all those people, all the people who shaped my life, filled my life, kept me alive and almost sane, who accepted me.
There are a few people I know where they are more or less, or at least part of their story since me. I only wish they knew that I think of them, and the thoughts are always fond memories and wishes of happiness for them.
ps I checked with classmates.com, because, you know, I was at work at there was nothing better to do. And there was Angela. How's that for technology? So we've emailed each other. How fun!

2002-05-09
5:23 p.m.
Ani
I'm home from work, the dog is walked, the a/c is humming along nicely, and, and the best part is ANI is playing on my stereo. And it's the Not a Pretty Girl cd. Yummy.
While listening to this cd I decided I want to marry Ani. But I want the Ani in my head, not the real every day fallible one. I want the one who will sing me to sleep. The one who will hang around the house looking sexy. The one I will share witty banter with, and soul searching life changing conversations with. The one who will take my hand and help me change the world. Uh huh - that one. Think it'll happen?? Me neither. But it's a nice thought. I mean, she's written the sexiest song (at least the live version) Overlap, the saddest song (again the live version where her guitar sounds like it's in complete mourning with her) Sorry I Am, the best story of friendship Two Little Girls, and on and on and on.
Yesterday I started compiling a list of quotable lyrics. I always have this crazy idea of an Ani line of greeting cards... I mean come on... "fuck you and your untouchable face" or "I loved you, so what" stuff like that!! I'm sure there's more than one for every occasion. Or maybe just every lesbian occasion :-)
And if not greeting cards. Then I'd like to take those lyrics and turn them into short stories - or if I were really talented short films. Nope, I'm not obsessed, not me, not at all.

2002-05-10
5:04 p.m.
Pets and Houses
It always feel so good to walk out the door of work on a Friday afternoon and know that the next hours/days are yours, all yours. I tend to stay up way too late on Friday and Saturday nights just because I can.
I came home and walked the dog. I still find it amusing how easy dogs are to make happy. I wish he had another dog to play with though (but don't you dare let Nerdstar hear that!!) He had so much fun playing with another dog last weekend, and lots of times when I take him for a walk around the apt. complex he sees other dogs and just lunges in their direction and then whimpers when we can't run over and play with them. And ya know, cats just aren't like that. Right now he'll just be happy when she gets home because I can tell he misses her, too!
In the apt. I lived in before this one, when it was just Silly and I, I lived on the third floor and there was a wooden post between the balcony and the roof. Silly would climb that post and manage to get up on the roof and run around. It was so cool, she could hear my car and run from the apt. and up onto the roof to meow down at me as I would come home. Or when I'd leave, after I'd close the door and lock it she'd also run up on the roof and meow goodbye. I miss that. I mean, how cool is that for a cat to greet you from the three story roof coming and going.
So have I mentioned how much I want a house?? Tons!! I want trees for the cats to climb, and a yard for the dog to run around like an idiot in. I want to paint the walls any color I want. I think for a while I'd even be happy to mow the yard! I want to sit outside and not see other residences. I want to NOT hear, ever again, my neighbors - not their voices, pets, stereos, anything. I want a garage I can tinker around in, maybe learn some wood working on. Or even better, put a pottery throwing wheel in and get back to some good old fashion "making things with my hands." That sounds nice.
Yep, I want a house.
The problem is we can't exactly figure out just exactly what CITY that house should be in. We're pretty done with Austin. And we're completely over these damn hot as hell summers. But there's a race between Nerdstar landing a government job that would pay to relocate us, and the end of our lease. Do we move when the lease is up regardless of a new job or not? That would mean we'd both be looking for a job in a new city at the same time. How stressful would that be? Part of that depends on how much money is in the bank when we move. And what I find is that not only do I not really know HOW to make these kinds of decisions - I HATE making them.
I had to make a decision on the baby process today. I'm taking a month of from the drugs and the trying. There. Otherwise I would have had to go to the doc today, and I didn't feel like it. And I would have been on major drugs next week. And I didn't feel like it. And, the timing would probably mean having to do the insemination over a weekend, which is a major hassle. And I didn't feel like it. So there.
But what I hate about making these kinds of decisions is there is absolutely NO WAY to know the repercussions. You just have to decide that whatever they are, they are ok with you. But I always have this nagging feeling that I don't make good decisions. Or that at best (or worst) the decisions I make are really actually very IRRELEVANT! Maybe this little diary thing will help me get a better view of decisions made and resultant events.
I think one of the reasons I sometimes hated being alone was all of that responsibility. Unfortunately, Nerdstar makes decisions less well than I do. And sometimes I hate that responsibility too.
Oh well. I'm off to read and watch basketball and wander around the apartment killing time until my girl is back home with me where she should be.

2002-05-11
2:37 p.m.
A Balanced Saturday
It's Saturday now (yep since that usually follows Friday) and I'm trying to find that balance between completely lazy and productive. I slept really well last night because I took an old pain killer I got in an emergency room in Buffalo years ago. I like drug induced sleep. I like the slight high I get before falling asleep where my brain is more random than usual. I like the movie like dreams I have all night. And best of all, I like waking up not tired!
So I got up about 10:30 this morning and had to go get the motorcycle inspected. Figured I might as well get an oil change too. And what the heck, the front blinker was out so it was time to get it fixed. For some strange reason the blinker didn't have to be fixed for the inspection. It cost me $73.85. Somehow I think that's just wrong. Oh well. It's always that toss up between being thrifty and doing things myself or just being thankful I CAN pay someone else to do things for me. My parents are the thrifty type to a "T" and that rubs off. Sometimes it's nice to do things yourself and feel that sense of accomplishment. Other times, screw it, I just want to pay someone else so I don't have to deal with it.
I still love riding the motorcycle. And I still wish I was some really hot chick that not only were stupid boys checking me out, but other hot chicks would to. Because from what I could tell at the motorcycle shop this morning, boys who ride motorcycles have HOT girlfriends. Oh well.
The rest of my day should consist of watching the Dallas Mavericks beat the Sacramento Kings! A little house cleaning before my girl gets home. Another shower and an actual shaving of the legs. Maybe some reading. And then... THEN I finally get to go get my girl at the airport, and hug her, and probably feed her, and then come home and rub her belly and snuggle her... and well, you know, not sleep too much tonight.
I'll let you know how it goes.

2002-05-13
9:21 a.m.
Boring Monday Discussion of Radio
It's almost 9:30 Monday morning and I'm at work, which is never where I want to be. But, I'm working at a nice slow pace today. I've got Spinner.com playing 90's alternative. It's ok. I wish I'd remembered my Ani cd's today, but, I didn't. Spinner is ok, but it's got nothing on satellite radio. I put XM in Nerdstar's truck for christmas. We drive a LOT between visiting families in Houston and Dallas and going to gamble in Lake Charles and such. Can I just say XM is fantastic. There is so much variety!! If you at all like music and are sick to death of dumb ass DJ's and/or commercials every five minutes... I'd highly recommend XM.
Nerdstar is quite stuck in the 80's for reasons unfathomable to me. I've found a great fondness for the music of the 70's. Granted, they can both be cheesy as hell, I was trying to figure out why the cheesyness of the 70's is ok with me, while I can barely tolerate the cheesyness of the 80's. And while talking with a friend the other day I decided that at least the lyrics of the 70's were written by adults for adults. James Taylor, Carly Simon, etc. etc. etc. Even the Captain and Tinelle. But the 80's were all just posers wanting to be famous rock stars, not songwriters. And don't even get me started on the whining of the 90's. I know teenagers can go thru great angst, it's just a part of growing up. But what's with all these bands going on and on about how horrible everything is??
Oh well. That's my take on things. It'll be interesting to see if satellite radio can actually reform radio the way so many things were suppose to reform television and news and god knows what else. I keep waiting for a little revolution somewhere. Actually, I keep waiting for big revolutions everywhere, but I guess that's another topic for another day.

2002-05-13
1:09 p.m.
A LONG Entry about Religion
There's an earlier entry today as well...
I don't think there's anything more frustrating in my whole life than my religion, and that's just wrong. The last thing faith should cause is grief and frustration and confusion.
I can't begin to explain how my relationship with God and other christians was my whole life for about eight years during and after college. Before those ten years I was the typical Southern Baptist kid, church Sunday morning, Sunday night and Wednesday night, church camp the first week of summer, etc. It was a big part of my identity, but it never had the power to change my behavior; neither did guilt.
Then after my relationship with my first girlfriend ended (basically because I could not reconcile her and God) I was in college and got back into church, this time a charismatic one. For the next eight or so years I did everything I could to not be gay and all that crap. I didn't really ever date anyone. I would poke my head into the gay world every once in a while to see if it was still there, and if I wanted to be there.
It wasn't until the access of the evil internet that I really stepped back into the gay world. Then, out of the blue, there SHE was, and without even knowing it I fell completely in love with her (after telling her not to fall in love with me because I couldn't love her because of my faith.) And it was the most powerful love I'd ever felt, complete and unconditional. And it made me a better, stronger person.
It was also right at that time I came, unrelatedly, to despise organized religion and to see it as keeping people FROM God and not getting them closer to him. I'm not sure I know how to explain that. Organized religion seems at heart to be about power and money.
It was also around then that I first really grasped the idea of "I give you a NEW commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you." And how that one statement is suppose to erase every rule, every law, every should and suppose to. I just don't know how that works in every day reality. I can't wrap my mind around what that means "sin" is. Because sin under that can't be a list of do's and don'ts.
I was attending a decent church (but not the church of my dreams, because, of course, that church, the church I had moved to austin for, had a SPLIT in the leadership for who knows what reasons and no longer existed) and I had a few friends at this new church and still maintained a friendship with people from the old church, and even a few from my church during college. But once I crept into the gay world online, and then met HER, well that was the end of that with most of those people.
There is nothing like long time friends looking you in the eye and telling you they can no longer be your friend if you choose to pursue "that" lifestyle (as if you have any choice). To have them tell you that they still love you (uh huh sure) but... However they can justify their judgment of you to themselves. Because judging others can't be as big of a sin as loving someone of the same sex. I won't rant here about judging others, but I will admit I'm completely guilty of judging them for it and wish I could get over it.
Unfortunately, all of those events left me pretty damn angry at God and christians, and so far I've not been able to let that go.
I miss my faith a lot. I wish I could reconcile everything in my mind - or better yet let it all go and start over with God. So far no luck.
And it's hard being a lesbian who misses her faith because there's no one to talk to about it. Gays tend to have a version of christianity that I can't quite sign up for, and most christians don't really get it either. Maybe eventually I'll be able to articulate what my version of christianity looks like, I just know I haven't been able to find it practiced anywhere. (I hope that doesn't sound too arrogant) That's why I like reading Andrew Sullivan, he has maintained his faith and formulated a version of catholocism that works for him, although I could never be a catholic.
My girl understands all of this, but while not angry like I am, doesn't really have her faith either, but is more at peace about it.
Anyway, there's a whole other entry to be written one day on the state of religion in the world - or what the events in the catholic church and israel might possibly mean and how they're related.
p.s. It's nice when I'm slacking at work by writing this and my boss comes in to tell me I'm doing a great job and they appreciate all the new tasks I've taken on, and would I mind another one. HEHEHEHE.

2002-05-14
8:29 a.m.
On A Lighter Note
I've failed to mention just how wonderful it is to have my girl back home!! A week on my own was nice and came at the right time and all, but, boy did I miss those fun boobies and her cute little butt!! And I missed snuggling, because snuggling is what keeps me sane. Everyone should have a snuggle bunny as good as mine. And I just like having her around, to listen to me rant and ramble, to laugh with, to watch her with the pets... you know, all that day to day living stuff. Poor thing though, after a couple of welcome home nights, her back is out. We both think this is hysterical and hope it gets better soon! So this morning I stop at my usual McD's to get my usual breakfast with the usual amount of change in hand. Four months ago that usual breakfast only cost $2.79, then it went to $3.01 and I got adjusted to that. Then, this morning I order the usual only to hear "that'll be $3.44" and I'm like "what? that can't be right." I mean, how can two items be 43 cents more than last time?? The irony is that ordering the usual small drink was more expensive... so she tells me the huge one is on sale, which brought the total back down to $2.88. At this rate, you'd think McD's was a gas station the way the prices are going up. Well, it's Tuesday, and I'm at work. I've got my Ani playing in the cd player, ok, not actually Ani, but her cd's, which I guess will have to do. I'm still mulling over some ideas about religion and other news I'm reading on Andrew Sullivans website and on National Review Online's The Corner. It's a crazy world out there.
So, if you're reading this send me an email or sign the guestbook. Tell me what else you're reading these days and what websites you visit on a daily basis.

2002-05-15
12:55 p.m.
Life as a movie
"You know, taken out of context, I must seem so strange." ANI
"If my life were a movie, I would light a cigarette and smoke would curl around my face and everything I do would be interesting, I'd play the good guy in every scene. But I always feel I have to take a stand, and there's always someone on hand to hate me for standing there. I always feel I have to open my mouth and every time I do I offend someone, somewhere." ANI
Somehow those two ideas go together in my head. I'm always trying to put my life in context, in order, to sum it up, and wrap it up in bows and have it all make perfect sense. I want my life to be as linear as the time it's taken to live it seems to be. I want A to lead to B to lead to C and it all to lead to a happy ending. But my life seems to be as relative as Einstein says time is. And that's a concept I just can't wrap my brain around, much less any pretty bows. I think it would be the coolest thing to be able to watch the movie of my life. Not the made for tv version, but the whole real thing. Except, you know, time may be relative, but it certainly won't allow for that. So maybe just the highlights would work. But what are highlights, good times, bad times, the ordinary days - oh wait, they're all ordinary.
That's the part that annoys me the most. They're all ordinary. I don't want to be ordinary. Oh wait, yes I do, because I want to fit in and not feel like an outsider freak all the time.
I keep telling myself lately that life is short and that life is good. Because both are true.
In last weeks ER episode, at the end, the soundtrack was an amazing version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow/Wonderful World. And it made me cry and smile at the same time. I thought, oh well, there's no way to find that song. But less than a week later I'm channel surfing and the credits for Finding Forrester are rolling - and there's that song!! Thanks to Amazon and Best Buy I found out the song is on the soundtrack and now own it for my very own. And I think it's cool that neurotic little me has "somewhere over the rainbow" repeating in my mind because I'm listening to the song twelve times a day.
I didn't intend to write any of this. I really only intended to say I don't have much to say today.

2002-05-16
1:20 p.m.
Two Ideas
I'm in a happy excited state after learning last night that ANI's video/dvd will be out SOON, as in, now that I've placed my order, it will be shipped in TWO WEEKS!! So in less than three weeks I can sit and drool on myself while endlessly watching ANI on dvd. Sigh. Life will be good. This weekend we're off to buy a dvd player and see if I can manage to wire the tv, cable, vcr, dvd and stereo so they all work together!!
Can I just say that the internet is a wonderful wonderful thing? I wouldn't have found Ani or my girl without it. As Nerdstar likes to say, "thank you, AOL."
Now, a couple of random ideas I had while watching tv last night. Well, actually, before that, Thank GOD Will and Tara did not win the Amazing Race. That would have been so wrong I might have had to break my tv!! Will is an 8 year old and I can only imagine that every person with a background in psychology would have a field day just watching him on that show, much less actually treating him as a patient. He is so blind to his own behavior it's scary, and I wonder how he got to be that way. I wish Blake and Paige had one, but oh well.
So, random idea number 1: Why aren't lesbians likely to be seen on shows such as Amazing Race and Survivor, or if they do make it to be on the show, they won't last long? Because they don't have enough room in their luggage for all the meds they take AND they would have to miss too many therapy sessions. Random idea number 2: There is all of this speculation about upcoming elections and just when Hillary (evil bitch from hell) will run for president. And there are a few whispers about Condi Rice running for VP. Here's what I think should happen in 2004. I think Hillary should run for VP (I have no idea who should be on the dem. ticket for prez, nor do I care.) and then once Hillary announces that, Condi should announce she'll be on the Rep. ticket as VP. How great would that be?? The country would have to suck it up and deal with the fact of a female VP, cuz there wouldn't be any other choice. And, Hillary would get her butt kicked all over the place. Then the Republicans can get the vote of women and blacks that the Democrats think they own. And then maybe, just maybe we could see some real change in this country. But mostly, I just want to see Hillary lose to another woman!!
DISCLAIMER: I did not vote for Bush in the last election. I voted Liberterian whenever possible, and probably split everything else equally between dems and repubs. I can't predict how I'll vote in the next election, it's too far away, but I would vote for Bush/Rice in a heartbeat!!

DVD Player
(2002-05-18)
I did it. I bought a dvd player last night AND hooked it up. Now, it's not a perfect hook up, because that never happens with me, but the important stuff works together. I got the dvd player to run audio thru the stereo, which is amazing with the bose speakers. But, the tv audio doesn't run thru the stereo. Oh well. We bought a few dvds to get started until my Ani one gets here. I got Fight Club, Seven and Usual Suspects, she got Def Comedy Jam and Rocky. So we watched the running commentary version of Fight Club last night. That movie just kicks ass!! And last night I learned just how smart Edward Norton is - way cool. And Brad Pitt might not be as smart, but omg that body! Today while Nerdstar is at work I'm going to watch Seven with the commentary.
Other than that it'll be an evening of walking the dog, eating pizza and watching basketball. Tomorrow is errand day - oh joy!

A Nice Sunday and the movies
(2002-05-19)
You really can't beat a beautiful Sunday that starts with sleeping late, moves onto Krispy Kremes mmmmmmmmmmm, then includes a movie, buying $157 worth of groceries at the coolest grocery store I know of (Central Market for those of you familiar with Austin), having steaks for dinner, watching the ending of Survivor, and a walk with my girl and dog! And still to come are a warm bath, some making out and then snuggling. Life is good.
The only downside was that Spider Man was a cheesy boring movie. I was trying to remember if the original SuperMan was that cheesy, maybe, but at least it had better villains. In Spider Man both the hero and villain were too bleh, not very much of a hero or very much of a villain. And Spider Man said "gee" too many times. Maybe it's because I've gone back and watched the intensity of Fight Club and Seven this weekend that Spider Man seemed so lame. Too many movies have been disappointing in the last couple of years. Harry Potter wasn't all it could be. I won't even mention Star Wars. And has there ever been a worse movie than A.I.?? That one just pissed me off. If Speilberg had been anywhere near when that stupid thing finally ended I would have hit him. And from the previews I'm not sure Minority Report won't be another great concept/story line he completely fucks up.
Amelie was a very nice exception. Sweet and funny. I tend to like foreign films simply because they ARE foreign, not american. I loved Open Your Eyes when I found it by accident on cable one day before Vanilla Sky was even heard of. I think it's cool Penelope Cruz played the same part in both versions. Has that been done before?
Sometimes I think that just like there's a perfect book I'm waiting to read, there's a perfect movie. If only I had a muse to fill in just a few details for me to write either of them!
Oh well... it's off to the bathtub!

A little history
(2002-05-20)
It's 10:45 a.m. Monday and I'm already pretty much done for the day at work. Just once I'd like to have a job where I got there in the morning, someone handed me X amount of work to do, and when it was done I could go home. Because most days, I'd be home by noon! Yessiree Bob, I am that fast and efficient. But, being so is born only out of laziness. I hate doing anything more than I have to, and I hate doing things twice. So I'm always going to find the fastest, easiest way to do something. If I'd been around before Ford, I would have invented the assembly line!
Anyway. Because I have all this time on my hands, and the boss is out of the office, I thought I'd tell the "meeting my girl" story.
Three years ago last March I was recovering from a devastated heart and was totally bored. The two years prior to that I'd met a lot of women online and those "flames" tended to burn out pretty fast. I was also getting a little tired of being alone all the time. I hadn't seriously dated anyone since I'd broken up with my first girlfriend about eight years earlier. I was also dying to get laid, all that phone and online sex was killing me.
One Wednesday night I met Nerdstar in a chat room and a couple of hours later talked her into calling me. It was funny. I suggested that she call and she's like "when?" and I'm like "NOW". So she did. We talked for a couple of hours and did a little phone hanky panky. She'll tell you she was hooked from that moment. She really liked my voice and could tell I smelled nice. (I'm still questioning how that was possible!) At the end of the phone conversation I said, "come on up and see me." She was living in Houston at the time. She said, "when?" I said, "well, what are you doing this friday?" I think she was too in shock to say no.
That first night was a precursor of so many things it's not even funny in retrospect! She calls at one point about two blocks from my apartment complex and says where she is. AN HOUR LATER I find her wandering around the parking lot in from of my building. I should have known then it will always take her an hour to do something that should take ten minutes. I'm still getting use to that.
To make us both a little less nervous we go out for dinner. We just went to Chili's, very safe. All thru dinner she speaks only in nonsquiters. This was clue number two of how things would be. She's not the best in the world at communication. What was working to her advantage that night is that I was looking for sex not conversation - hehehehehehe. So at this point I'm thinking, ok, she's nice enough, she came all this way, and she's cute... what the heck. We go back to my apartment and are hanging out and she asks if I still want that massage. I'm like "sure". At that point she goes to this grocery bag she's brought, pulls out the wine, the candles, the massage oil, the works. I was impressed!!
Some background... she had told me she was new at this whole lesbian thing. She'd had a weekend fling with a guy while in the army, but other than that had never really dated anyone and had never had sex. And she's 27 at this point. How crazy is that?? So I had told her before she drove up to think about what she wanted to try sexually and we'd give it a shot.
The massage lead to a kiss and the kiss lead to a long night of sex. It was funny, we'd fall asleep and a little while later she'd be waking me up to do it again. It was all crazy and sweet! And for a beginner, let me tell you, she was a quick study in the fine art of lesbian sex!!
So we hung out all day Saturday, went out to eat and stuff. Then Sunday when it came time for her to head back to Houston she kept saying, "five more minutes" until it was about 8 p.m.
The next weekend she came to see me too. But then, she was about to have Army reserve drill for two weeks. On another wednesday, we're on the phone and I suggest we meet halfway between Austin and Houston for a night before she has to leave for drill. Unfortunatley, on my way there my car broke down. But, we both finally make it there. The next day she suggests that we get my car back to Austin, then I drive her to Houston and keep her car while she's gone. And at this point I've known this girl for two weeks. This was another hint of how things would be - she takes great care of me!!
I went to see her a couple of times while she was at drill. The advantages of being a lesbian sometimes cracks me up! It was no big deal for her to sneak me into her room in her barracks.
About a week after drill and she's back in Houston I talk her into moving in with me and finding a job in Austin. The timing was good for her because she had just finished a class she was taking and was looking for a job down there. So, I always tell her she's a one night stand who still hasn't left. It's your typical lesbian uhaul story, but I'm hoping we beat the four or five year barrier other lesbian relationships I know of can't seem to make.

All about Nerdstar
(2002-05-21)
There are not always good things to be said about "corporate america," but, Barnes N FuckingConglomorama Noble (as I once heard it referred to) can sometimes bring nice surprises. Right when I walked in the door I saw a new book of writings by Douglas Adams and my world suddenly became a brighter place. In addition to that wonderful surprise, I decided to pick up several books by David Sedaris, only to be told that he was here, in Austin, less than two months ago. That's my life. And when it comes right down to it, I probably would sell my soul to be half the writer either of those two men are (or were I suppose in Mr. Adams' case).
Now, on to the topic of the day – yep, that's right – it's time to fill you in on Nerdstar aka My Girl. "Nerdstar" came out of the sad little fact that while she really longs to be a PornStar, she's really just a twelve year old boy trapped in a grown woman's body, and a nerd. So, she's my Nerdstar. She calls me her PornQueen, but to date there's no camera equipment or webcams to back that statement up – and honestly, there never will be. As I have to keep reminding her, no one wants to see too chubby, everyday lesbians naked!! But still, one way or another the words porn or porno come into her conversations at least every other day. Which also indicates a very endearing quality about her – she's a complete pervert. It must have been that very late start into the world of sex (see previous entry) that caused this. But she's a pervert of the shy, timid, "oh, could we, might we possibly, please try …."
The most telling thing I can say about her is that it's ALL ABOUT THE FOOD. A simple example. When she was away from me for a week recently, and we were on the phone and I ask if she missed me the answer was "yes" in a nice dull sort of voice. Immediately followed by "oohhhh they have canned clam chowder!!!" in a much less dull voice. (Yes, she's here, now, to give me the full direct quote.)
And then there's her feet, OMG are they big. Not only big, but manly. And no matter how many times she tells me they're handsome, my response will only be, no they're not, they're just huge – get them away from me!
My parents adore her. Which crakes me up seeing how they're racist and homophobic most of the time, although not extremely so. And how they didn't really speak to me much the three years I dated my first girlfriend and were delighted as could be when it appeared that little "phase" of my life was over. I took Nerdstar home with me the first thanksgiving we were together, I figured what the hell. They knew she had moved in with me, and knew I only had a one bedroom apartment. But, we play don't ask/don't tell better and longer than the military ever could. They simply loved her. Not only that, but they let us sleep in the same bed in my brother's old bedroom. For a while, a long while, I wondered just how much my parents were admitting to themselves about our relationship. I knew that the decision to have kids would pretty much nail it down. One night when we were home for the holidays a year and a half ago, we were sitting at the dining table with my mom and sorta broached the subject – turkey baster and all. I think the saving grace is that my nephew was already around and my mom had become the "granny monster". Granny monsters don't care how they get more grandchildren, as long as they get them. Now my parents are at that point where if for some reason we split up, my parents would be mad at me!
Did I mention she's all about the food?? She is. She tells me on a regular basis that she was a famine victim in her past life, and I believe it because it answers SO many questions. And there are things in my kitchen, refrigerator and freezer that I could never imagine being there – such as fishballs, and canned eel, and other ikcy things. There are also messages on my answering machine in Chinese. Who would have guessed?? I'm mostly used to it. I can recognize Mandarin over Cantonese, Korean, Vietnamese and Japanese, but I don't understand a damn word of it.
I'll close with my favorite story of how naοve she can be. My cat Silly has really really soft fur. I always explain that she's soft like a rabbit is soft. One night we're lying in bed talking and Silly jumps up there with us. I say, "you know, she's so soft because she's part rabbit." Without skipping a beat she says "REALLY?" just like a little kid would, just like it's entirely possible to breed cats and rabbits. I laughed for days!!

It should be Friday
(2002-05-23)
It really should be Friday, it feels like Friday, I want it to be Friday, so why the hell isn't it Friday? Instead it's a sleepy little Thursday that must be suffered thru to get to Friday. Such is life.
Nothing much of consequence going on in my little world, as opposed to the world at large which still seems to be quite a mess.
Last night we were watching Six Feet Under on HBO and there was an amazing conversation between Brenda and Nate. It was my worst nightmare conversation right there on tv. The one where I'm told I'm absolutely crazy and fucked up and unfixable and unlovable. And it took me by surprise. I'd forgotten how often I use to have that conversation in my head late at night when I could't sleep. It was so nice to realize that conversation isn't in my head now. So when we got into bed I told Nerdstar she's my prozac. She takes the edges off and evens me out. The downside is that sometimes I wonder if I'm too numb. But, knowing that conversation is not in my head, makes it all good. I still get depressed, but it's not nearly as dark at those times as it used to be. In other news, there's the debate on whether the video of Daniel Pearl's death should be shown. (For what I've read about this you can read asparagirl.com and National Review Online's The Corner from 5/22) I tend to agree with the side saying it should be shown, that we should face up to just how much our enemies hate us and that this battle is far far from over, and that we - the collective we - needs to wake our butts up! I can understand how cities like New York and DC probably are damn tired of being "awake" to the reality that now is. But from what I see around me every day, and on the news channels, everyone else is very much asleep and enjoying this time of "normal" way too much. For a New Yorkers view of these days you can read Partygirl.diaryland.com from 5/22 as well. Sorry I don't know how to do hyperlinks yet :)
Tuesday night over dinner Nerdstar and I were talking about future threats, what shape they'll take, and how ready the country is. What came out of that is how pissed I still am about all of it. And I'm pissed that the war is going slowly, that we're getting vague warnings all the time, and that more bad guys aren't dead!
I still contend that just one suicide bomber on American soil will change everything. The day that happens there will be lines to buy guns, because I don't see too many Americans taking that event lightly. And why in the world aren't the network and cable news programs doing a little reporting about suicide bombings and living with the daily threat of them by having Israli's on the programs at least every other day, helping us understand the risks, emotional toll, and any ideas on preventing such things? I think it was shortly after 9/11 one of the cable news programs did one or two such stories. There should be MANY more!
And I'm pissed about all of this waiting for something else to happen and not feeling like nearly enough prevention is being done. But I can't really define exactly what kind of prevention will work, other than living in a police state - and I sure as hell don't want that.

I am not here to make you feel "better"
(2002-05-24)
Most days the conversations in our breakroom at lunch are pretty mundane, sometimes they're hilarious, sometimes frustrating. It's almost always all women in there, since only about five out of the fifty employees here are men. It's a mostly diverse lunch crowd, although on a good day there are as many lesbians as straight women. There are women in their 20's, 30's, 40's and 50's. We are an almost even mix of Hispanic and white. All of us have college degrees and most a background in teaching.
Yesterday the topic of homeschooled kids came up. Having seen upclose the state of public education, and read lots of info on homeschooling, I can't wait to homeschool my kids when I have them! For zillions of reasons, but mostly because I think it will be tons of fun, and because there will be nothing more important than my kids.
One of the women pipped up about how great public schools are, naturally throwing in that she had been a teacher. I said, "well, I'm coming from a public education background as well, and that's one of the reasons for homeschooling." She says, "I was a great teacher." I'm like, "I know you were, and if they were all like you, maybe I'd consider it. Besides, it'll be fun to homeschool." Then I threw in my regular comments on non-structure, and finding out what my kids are interested in and helping them. So naturally she says, "What about math and science." Well, what about them?? When the time is right, and my kids have an interest in such things, I'll help them learn all they can.
Here's the kicker. As we were both kinda walking away I said, "well, we'll see if we don't all get blown to kingdom come in the next few years anyway." She says, "I always feel so much better after talking to you." I could only say, "That's NOT what I'm about." I wish I could have elaborated, but the moment was gone.
So, for the record. I am NOT here on this earth to make people feel better. I'd much much rather kick their little heads open and make them think and ponder and wonder and maybe sometimes to even get angry enough to DO something about things.
And it's so damn frustrating being misunderstood simply because people can't/don't want to hear what I'm really saying. I get mistaken for a pessimist all the time. I'm really not. I'm a realist most of the time, but deep down just a disillusioned optimist. It's because I can really SEE how things COULD be, that I'm so frustrated most of the time.
But I've also noticed this week that I laugh more than most people. That's mostly because I'm literally laughing out loud at the crazy conversations I'm having in my head.
More than anything, though, I am not false or two faced. I will never say one thing and do another. I will never treat you anyway other than how I really feel about you dictates. And around this office, I'm one of a kind.

Holiday Weekend Yiippeee
(2002-05-25)
I'm so glad it's a three day weekend!! This last work week lasted way longer than it should have! Now it's Saturday morning about 10:30, and I'm up and showered and have a load of laundry going, and Ani's Dilate on the stereo. Nerdstar is at work. (which completely sucks!) I'm not sure if I'm hungry yet, and if I am nothing sounds good. I've been bored with food for a couple of weeks now. Which isn't to say I'm eating less.
It's going to be a long three day weekend. About 6 tonight we're driving to Houston to see her grandparents. We're taking Ramen with us, that should be a riot. At least there's a backyard for him to run around like an idiot in. We'll see if he jumps in the pool or not. We have no idea if he likes to swim yet. Then sometime Sunday evening we're planning on driving over to Lake Charles for some blackjack and craps. No, we're not addicts! But, that means we won't get any sleep Sunday night and will drive back to Houston ass early, spend some more time with the grandparents, and then drive Houston to Austin with all the other traffic. I guess it's all worth it. Nerdstar will say it's definitely worth it!
All that to say I won't have access to a computer until late Monday or Tuesday at work. But don't fret, I'll be back!

Home Again
(2002-05-27)
Home safe and sound. It's always good to get away for a while, even a couple of days at a time, and it's always good to come back home. I'm not sure too much of either is a good thing.
It was a good weekend. Nerdstar was all happy to show off Ramen to her grandparents. They protested, but we know they really liked him. Sometimes we think they should have a pet, they keep insisting they don't want one. But sometimes when Ramen would walk over to her grandmother and stand there and wait to be petted, and she'd reach down and pet him, you could see the smile that reached all the way down to her spirit.
Sunday was ok... it involved more of her relatives than I generally prefer, but oh well. It's always weird for me being there, because although it's Houston, it might as well be China. Not only am I the only white person, there is no English spoken. Not even the television has anything in English, they've got some special cable thing that transmits channels from Taiwan thru California (I think). That means I can watch news from Taiwan, Iran, United Emerits, and other such places, and not find anything in English. The only exception to not speaking English is her cousins who are 12, 10, and 7. They are of the generation in her family that is American born and mostly refuse to speak Mandarin, even to their grandparents who don't speak anything else. They're the reason the television has nothing in English, so they can't sit and watch cartoons and the grandparent's house for hours on end instead of their own house which is four doors down. Fortunately they aren't around very often. The only thing worse than not understanding a word that is said the whole time I'm there is that my eating habits are not very well suited to their tastes. I'm a meat and bread kinda girl, which means I don't eat vegetables (read that again if you have to). You try finding meat and bread in an authentic chinese restaurant. Well, ok, they do have some great breads, but everything else - yuck!! Chicken feet and cow's stomach soup are NOT two things I think should be on any dining table! Call me crazy.
Anyway. The trip to the casino was nice. We didn't do too bad for the short amount of time we were there. She started with $30 and walked out with $160. I walked in with $100 and walked out with $240. And the great thing about casinos is that not only do they sometimes hand you free money (tax free too!) you can also get free dinners out of them. We both could have walked out with almost a hundred more each, but knowing when to stop isn't always our strong point. We always dream of winning at least enough to pay that month's rent. It happens sometimes.
Now, the drive back to Houston last night was entertaining. I'm not sure it's ever advisable to listen to Art Bell's show, even with a guest host, while driving between midnight and 2 a.m. But it is entertaining. I learned all about video-taping ghosts... cool, but even better, I was introduced to this strange idea of Planet X. If you haven't heard of it... try Google and see what you can find. It's right up there with every plot from the X Files (hmm... X files, Planet X... coincidence??) HA HA HA
Today was a day of sleeping till noon and hanging out and driving back to Austin.
I read the book by Douglas Adams this weekend, it's such a damn shame he's gone. His being a "radical athiest" sparked a nice line of thought about God and such. Guess I'll write about that next time. It's time for this girl to go to bed!

Blah
(2002-05-28)
The best thing that can be said about today is that although it feels like Monday - it's NOT!
Due to incredibly inefficient wuss ass management in my office, I am working in a co-worker's office who will be out for this week and next. See, thankfully, as I've stated before, I'm not working at the front desk anymore answering the phones. They've given that desk to the new people. Which in any normal office workplace would mean that I had a NEW office to reside in. No. Well, I have a new office, but it's still being used by it's current resident, who is waiting for the new upstairs office space to be revamped. So, I get to keep play musical offices (which started about two months ago) until that magical day, that has yet to be determined, happens when I get my own office. I mean, they keep hiring people they have no space for and can't even tell us a definite date construction will START, much less finish. All because the middle management fuck heads who have ultimate say in this don't actually work in this building, nope, they're up in Iowa City. That should tell you a lot. All this office changing wouldn't be so bad except that all of these offices I get to hang out in are NOT suited for me. The desks and chairs are at weird angles, there's no place to do things in any logical or convenient way.
Oh well.
Now that I'm done with that rant...
Back to the Douglas Adams book and his being a "radical athiest." He seems in his writing to be pretty sure that you're not too bright if you believe there is a God, and he mostly seems to think that the proof of evolution and such things completely support his statements. And it just struck me the other day that evolution and God don't have to be mutually exclusive. I know both sides like to claim they are, but so what? The whole thing with God seems to me that it does come down to faith, and that seems pretty deliberate on his part. Douglas and other intellectuals and scientists seem to me to say that they're really really close to being able to actually explain life, the universe and everything. And I certainly hope they are, that would be way cool. The current idea I've read is that it's all pretty simple now that we've got computers to make chaos simple, it should be no time before we have "The Answers" and the right questions, too, I suppose. But does the explaining of life, the universe, and everything have to mean there is no more room for faith and God? I don't think that has to be the case.
A few years ago I finally got curious as to why we always see the same side of the moon. (Blame it on my public education that I didn't know already.) It amazed me to find out that the moon rotates just enough every day for the same side to always face the earth. And that even though the universe is expanding, the moon is simply slowing down at the exact rate necessary for things to remain the same. The fact that there's a scientific explanation, and that we can understand what is happening, makes it no less amazing to me and makes me believe there has to be a God that is that into details.
I don't know if any of that makes any sense anywhere other than in my head.

I'm a sleepyhead today
(2002-05-29)
All I've wanted since about 9 a.m. is to crawl back into my comfy little bed, pull the covers over my head, and sleep. To make that picture even nicer, my snuggle bunny would be with me. And for that proverbial cherry on top - dinner (whatever that might be today) would be ready and waiting whenever we woke up. Instead, I'm here in boring work land with just enough things to do so that I don't actually fall asleep at the desk.
Last night we watched the HBO documentary on 9/11. I cried thru the whole thing, I mean, like from the opening credits and all. And the whole thing still pisses me off to no end.
Death is the greatest mystery there is. It was nice when I believed in God and Heaven and all that, not that I have completely lost that faith. But the fact is, other than religious views, we have NO idea what's next after we die. For some reason I've been trying to wrap my brain around that idea, and I'm not sure it's working. The concept of infinity use to make my brain hurt to think about in the same way death is lately. One thing I do know, I am in no way ready for someone close to me to die. I've been extremely fortunate in that the only person close to me who's died so far is my grandmother. She died from lung cancer, so I was sad (and still get sad sometimes), but not taken by surprise. I just don't know how or if I could handle an unexpected death at this point in life. I know, no one's ever really ready. But I guess the state of the world lately has these things on my mind more than usual.
Oh a lighter note - thank God the Kings beat the Lakers last night!!!

(2002-05-30)
Our poor puppy dog has been scratching and licking himself more than usual the past couple of days. This morning we decided it must be allergies, because he doesn't have fleas. So Nerdstar took the day off to clean house, take Ramen to the vet, and cook me dinner :-) This after me moaning and bitching that she doesn't bring me cash or chocolates anymore. You know, along the lines of you don't bring me flowers anymore, but much, much more practical.
The vet confirmed the allergy diagnosis. They said we could just give him benedril. Does that mean he can't operate heavy machinery anymore? Cuz we were sure hoping he could.
Other than that just another day at work. This morning EVERY one but me (and the other lowly receptionists) was in a meeting. So I got to spend three hours surfing the net and reading other diaries. Can't beat that. Then, because, you know, it's not my office anyway, I had to share with another woman who was using my computer causing me to not be able to surf at all this afternoon. Tragic. I did get to spend the better part of the afternoon doing that most important of office jobs - looking busy. I find it helps to get up and walk from one destination within the office looking like you have a purpose. Carrying pieces of paper makes it even more convincing. Then you can just sit back down at your computer and surf away.

Bleh
(2002-05-31)
It's finally Friday and you'd think I'd be in a better mood; maybe AFTER work. I'm not liking the way I look today. Picture whiney the pooh in jeans, a t-shirt, and black doc martens (although they're not docs, they're air treads, which are cooler cuz they have a black sole). So I'd say I feel like I look like a dyke today, but a chunky one. Mostly it's the little wallet in the back pocket that seals the dyke look. I'm one of those people who hates that I've gotten fatter, but doesn't really do much about it. Oh well. No one wants to listen to some woman bitching about her looks.
I've realized even more lately just how much I live inside my head. I'm one of those people who when I pass someone in the hall at work, and they say something to me, that by the time I register that they said something, and exactly what it was, and search around my brain for a reply, it's WAY too late, they're halfway down the hall by then.
And it's not all bad that I live in my head, most of the time I amuse the hell out of myself. I swear, I laugh out loud at stupid stuff in my head way more than anybody should! So far the only time I talk out loud to myself is in the car - that's mostly, but not always, yelling at other cars, or just generally letting them know how stupid they are.
On that note, riding a motorcycle (which I did today GRIN) really is different than being in a car. I can't tell you the number of times cars will pull right out in front of me, and half the time they STOP. I just want to follow them to where they're going and beat the hell out of them. Well, except, you know, they're all bigger than me! But on a motorcycle I tend to take it personally that they're trying to kill me! And on a motorcycle, I pay much closer attention to tail lights on the cars in front of me!
What else.
I think it's hysterical that any time Ramen even THINKS we're talking to him, he comes right over to be petted. Because what else could we possibly be saying to him other than "oh yes, sweet wonderful dog, come here and let me pet you until your heart's content"???
I'm so ready for a nice quiet weekend around town!

Way Cool!
(2002-05-31)
Ok, so obviously I'm working on changing how this looks!! Sometime today or tomorrow I'll fix the link to the profile and figure out how to get a link to the guestbook ext. But I'm so excited I've gotten this far.
There's a previous entry for today and thankfully that button works!

Impressed
(2002-06-01)
Indulge me here and let me just say how impressed I am with myself for this new design. Thanks to the young lady who designed the template (click on the design link up top) and to my friend Drumrgrrrl for saying how easy this would be! It only took me about an hour and half to change all the colors and fix all the links. Now, that may be a lot longer than some web savy person would take, but for a complete novice I don't think that's too bad!
Ok... enough. Thank God for weekends. Nerdstar is out working out with a personal trainer, then it's off to lunch, and who knows from there. That's one of the best parts of being a grown up - doing what you want, when you want. It's a freedom I think we take for granted once we have it.
I don't have much to say today, maybe later.

Sunny Sunday
(2002-06-02)
We're resting our poor little butts after going out motorcycle riding for about two and a half hours. The weather is great, sunshine with just enough little white clouds to keep the sky interesting.
Yesterday we hung out with a friend of Nerdstar, a Korean chick who's applying to work in the FBI. We can't quite picture that, but oh well. We met up for lunch at an Austin establishment, it was nice. There's a big Harley Rally going on this weekend, tons of beautiful bikes to watch. We went to a funky little toy store down the street and bought some sparklers and a couple of little bouncing balls. It's very relaxing to just stand there and bounce a little ball. I think I'm going to try to keep it in my pocket for when I'm standing in line and stuff. It makes people smile! Then we went to the IMAX to see the movie about the space station. WOW. That stuff is amazing. If at all possible, check it out. It's always good to see Earth without boundaries. And I didn't realize there are always so many clouds over so much of the planet. Cool. How does sound work in zero gravity? Does that not affect sound waves?
Then we went and hung out at Book People. We found a Spongebob comic/game book - and it has a poster of Spongebob and Patrick. We got two so we could both put the poster up at work GRIN. There was a guy on the third floor doing Tarot readings. Her friend wanted to do one, so we all did. I've never done one before. We all feel it was neat, but too vague. Somethings seemed right, and some didn't. But it was fun.
Nerdstar and I decided to be gay for the night and went to the lesbian dance. In an hour and a half of being there we just sorta sat and watched and never talked to anyone. We never really find we fit in at events like that. I mean, it was nice to see that there are so many lesbians in Austin, but.... I dunno. Tonight is grocery shopping and basketball. I will be so pissed if the lakers win.

Just an old married couple
(2002-06-04)
Yep, we're just an old married couple. Last night was just further proof. We both get off work at 4 which is great. So I came home, got things ready to cook dinner and then read and listened to some Bach Brandeburg (?) concertos (Douglas Adams raved about this music, so I had to give it a try) until Nerdstar got home. We had a nice little dinner of speghetti and garlic toast. By 5:45 we were reading and petting the dog. I'm trying to not have the tv on this summer unless there's something in particular to watch, so it was off. By 6:30 I'm about to fall asleep on the sofa so I'm like, ok, let's just go to bed. And we DID. We slept from 6:30 to 8:30 and then got up to walk the dog. By 10:30 we're back in bed. It's not like we had some crazy all out weekend that left us exhausted!
Here's the clencher though that we've got an old married couple relationship. I was just thinking the other day about how it's nice to be in a relationship and know that sex is there for the asking anytime. I think that's part of what contributes to it not happening as frequently as before the living together stage. So last night after a little snuggling I think, hmmmm... some kisses sure would be nice! And after a few kisses she says to me "Do you think there are reverse vasectomies for dogs?" WHAT?? Now, the great thing is I know EXACTLY where this question came from. She loves our dog Ramen and gets sad at the idea that he can't have puppies for us to see and play with. And that's one of the great things about her, she loves our pets a LOT. BUT, to be thinking of the DOG while kissing ME UGH!!! Sigh. What more can I say??

Ani dvd
(2002-06-04)
This is number two for today if you care to hit previous... Now, yes, after much impatience, my Ani dvd finally arrived at lunchtime today allowing me to fully anticipate watching it a few hours later. Unfortunately, my girl does not hold my appreciation of Ani. It would have been sweet if she would have snuggled up to my side and drooled right along. Alas, that didn't happen.
Freeflowing commentary to follow:
How is it she can make me wet singing a song I don't particularly like? The tattoo on her chest is still the coolest tattoo I've ever seen. Her voice is so full - of life, of love, of passion.
My absolute admiration of her comes simply from the fact that I know of NO ONE more authentic. I'm sure there are plenty of people who would disagree with that assessment, but I've never seen evidence to the contrary. She shaped her way, her life; she is aware of the consequences and deals with them; she did not sell out. I can never stand to hear "artists" whine about fame and fortune and the hassles of the "system" when they are whores to that system. And maybe I keep listening because I keep searching for the authentic ME, my place in this world and how to uncompromisingly fill it.
I want to be as at home in my body as she is in hers. Maybe if I had HER body, I would be. Maybe if I watched this dvd every day getting ready for my day it would inspire me to reshape my body. Because God knows I have yet to find whatever inspiration it's going to take for such a task.
"There comes a time when the operation of the machine is so odeous that you can not even passively participate.
you've got to put your bodies on the gears and wheels and all mechanisms and you've got to indicate to those who own it and those who run it
that unless you are free the machine will be prevented from working at all." This quote is the first thing you hear on the dvd.
I wish that time had come for me, for us all. Because instead of getting unentrenched from the system, I seem to find myself more in it. That damn paycheck addiction. You'll never see Oprah, or BrokawJenningsRather, or even SpringerSternRaphael do a show on THAT addiction. Because it keeps the machine well oiled.

Alliteration is my friend
(2002-06-05)
Yesterday a coworker of mine said, "I guess time will tell." Without missing a beat, I replied, "Oh, I don't know, I tend to find time rather tight lipped." all this rather witty retort got me was a blank stare. (yep, alliteration is my friend) These are the kinds of people I deal with every day. Which is probably a big part of why I amuse myself so much better than anyone else does.
I'm curious. Is sucking up an attribute you're born with or does it have to be learned? Either way it's a fine art I completely lack and don't really want to learn. But like other art forms, there are some real masters of it around here. Oh well. I've only got another hour left to suffer thru.

My stock tip to you
(2002-06-06)
I own stock in a few different companies. Even though it's a tiny amount of stocks in the big scheme of THE STOCK MARKET, it makes me feel very smart and grown up. I own Krispy Kreme - because they make me happy!! Harley Davidson - because they're Harley Davidson by God. Walgreens, because they're on every damn street corner so they have to be making money. Cheesecake Factory - because they're so very yummy. I own both XM Radio and Serius - because satellite radio is ultra cool and has to make money eventually, so why not hedge my bet and own both companies with the technology. The Q's because Suze Orman thinks we all should. KMart - because they were on sale for $1 each, and it cracked me up to think of buying stocks "on sale." IMAX - because my girl was smart enough to recommend them. And Pixar because I like Steve Jobs, love Toy Story and Apple's stock, no matter how brilliant Macs are, will never soar. My goal next year is to attend several shareholder meetings. It would crack me up. I think it would be fun.
I would feel very spy like and subversive.
I think it's a wise and diverse portfolio, and I love checking on it every day, several times a day, even the past two weeks when they've all been RED - which is very bad. I keep telling myself I need to put more money into these holdings while they're cheap. Unfortunately, I think they're going to be cheap for a while longer. And I've found that no amount of watching CNBC morning or night will ever get me to understand how "the market" makes decisions. I know the ins and outs of what they say stock prices are based on, but it's apparently nothing logical or apparent. There's lots of talk of reforming it and all that. The best simple idea I've read of advice for stock owners is to actually sell stock they have in poorly and badly and evily ran companies, and then to go the step further and actually let the CEO know why they're selling the stocks. It's a boycott with a punch! From what I can tell the people at my companies are good guys - selling things like motorcycles, donuts, cheesecake, animated movies and radio - how could they not be??
Instead of buying more stocks right now, because I think I have a while before they go up at all, I'm gambling instead. GRIN I think it's terribly smart of me to take $100 to the casino, turn that into $200 - $500 (or on a good day and night $1000) and take the winnings and buy more stocks. I'm getting long term investments FREE from a few hours of FUN! You should all try it!! Craps and blackjack though, not slot machines. Find blackjack dealers with luck worse than yours, and craps tables with people clapping and cheering, you can't lose! Vegas and Wall Street will thank you profusely later. That's my tip to you.

A Must Read
(2002-06-07)
I've been reading Peggy Noonan's columns every Friday since 9/11. As always she just seems to get where things are at these days in this crazy world we live in. She echoes a lot of the sentiments and questions I raise with Nerdstar over dinner or watching tv (much to her annoyance sometimes). But I for, really really would like to see some of these questions of "what are we suppose to be doing and why isn't our government and news organizations informing us?" So click here: HYPERLINK "http://opinionjournal.com/columnists/pnoonan/" Peggy Noonan It's not necessarily a happy read for a Friday, but it's a necessary one. (2002-06-09) I don't think I have much to say this afternoon, but we'll see. Nerdstar had to work yesterday and then her and Ramen went to Houston to see her grandparents. I was really looking forward to some solitude and such. Before Nerdstar moved in with me just over three years ago, I had lived alone for about eight years. I did my time of independent woman and always knew I preferred NOT being alone. It just took me that long to find someone who would stay. Nerdstar and I have a running joke that we'll never break up because I'm waiting for her to get sick of me and leave and she's waiting for me to throw her out. So while it's so nice to have someone to share everything with, it's nice to have solitude every so often as well.
Yesterday I watched Bound on dvd. DVDs are amazing things! I had no idea Suzie Bright had been an extra in the movie AND the "sex scene consultant." How crazy is that? Last night I think I just channel surfed. This morning I went to see "Trembling Before G-d" a movie about gay and lesbian orthodox jews. It's crazy how much fundamentalists in all religions are pretty much the same. I think I've mentioned before that Andrew Sullivan writes about being gay and maintaining faith (for him Catholic) amazingly well. I just keep trying to imagine a faith that is neither fundamentalist - in this instance meaning they don't say being gay is completely against God and the universe etc., nor one that is so into moral relativism and being non-judgmental as to render everything sappy and irrelevant.
Anyway, it hurts my brain to even begin to think about it.
I went to a women's bookstore after the movie and lunch. I was sad I didn't get to ride my motorcycle today because when I left the apt. earlier it was raining.
That's about it for today. I'm going to watch basketball and wait for my girl to get back home.

Another Monday
(2002-06-10)
I have never, and probably never will, felt any fondness for Mondays. The only good Monday is when it's the end of a three day weekend! Since that's not the case and I'm bored out of my skull at work today, I'm not very fond of this particular Monday.
Nerdstar got home late last night and I was already in bed. When she finally came into the bedroom and I could see her silhouette, I was "wow, you got a haircut!" It's short and very cute! If she could look butch, she would, but she doesn't. I'd say she looks too innocent to look butch, but I'm sure some butch somewhere would take offense. GRIN.
Her cat, Little Man, has this funny habit of gathering up things like cotton balls, q-tips, twist ties, rubber bands and putting them in his food bowl. We're sure if he ever had balls enough to go past the front door he'd be hunting us up all kinds of things. So I guess it's a good thing he's a scaredy cat. Sunday when I got up and wandered into the kitchen I noticed that while Ramen was out of town, Little Man had dropped one of his rubber bands into Ramen's food bowl. That cracked me up! I assume he's sharing! We'll just be happy when Little Man and Silly stop growling at Ramen and start playing with him.
Two movie previews I saw yesterday at Austin's remaining independent film house you should keep an eye out for: Alter Boys - Jody Foster is Nun, Vincent DeOnfreo (so?) is a priest, and Todd McFarlane does the comic book animation interspersed with the live action. It looked way cool!!
Good Girl is an indie flick with Jennifer Aniston, it looks good even though I'm not a big fan of hers. She wasn't too bad in Office Space. She's a small town middle of nowhere wife who falls for some younger guy.
I guess that's about it for a Monday.

A throw-away day
(2002-08-11)
It's Tuesday (yep, that's right, the day after Monday) and boy are things moving right along. Uh, that would be a big NO. So, today was a throw-away day, one that just won't go down in any history books for this kid. (hhmmm... does writing in here negate that last sentence??)
We were awakened at about 6:15 this morning by Nerdstar's mom calling from Taiwan. I guess it's a good thing it was one of her family members and not one of mine, because if mine ever called that early it would only be because someone was dead.
This being awake at 6:15 was a real drag since I was really leaning toward calling in sick today. Of course, I lean toward calling in sick every day. So, I got up and gave myself enough time to not only drop off the rented dvds, but to also get breakfast tacos. Of course, the taco place was closed for renovation - how dare they!! I had to settle for a cinnamon roll and milk instead.
Work was work, although I don't really have much to do, so I'm doing four hours worth of work over about four days. (that's not as exaggerated as it should be) Since coming home I've surfed, red, gambled online with play money, surfed, we had Chinese for dinner, surfed. I think at some point we're going to walk the dog.
I guess throw-away days are a good and necessary part of life, I just wish they didn't happen so often. But I'm working on it.
Just think how long this would be if I actually had anything to say GRIN.

The Gas Pipe
(2002-08-12)
For the record, I know my spelling sucks in this diary. I know I should be typing all this up in Word that has a perfectly usable spell check and then copying and pasting it in here. But no, that just doesn't feel the same. So, your stuck with my lousy spelling.
There.
It's just been that kind of day. "How to Make Enemies and Piss People Off" is the title of the book I wanted to write today. Not that I know exactly what the content would be, it just sounded like a good title today.
One fun thing today, I was taking a smoke break (which I'll explain in a minute) and sitting outside. I closed my eyes and in the bright sun I could see the blood all bright and then dark red in my eyelids. It was kinda like getting lost in an endless clear blue sky. I'm amazed eyes can see that.
Ok, the smoke break. I don't smoke - normally. But yesterday on the way back from lunch I decided to stop at the local Gas Pipe and get a pack of Dejarum Clove cigarettes, I like the way the tips make my lips taste. I might smoke fifteen cigarettes a year. Smoking always reminds me why I don't like to smoke - because smoke smells like smoke. And besides, because I don't smoke very often, if I try to inhale I choke and cough and NEVER look cool. But oh well, I was in the mood.
While I was in the Gas Pipe I thought, as I usually think when I go there, wow, wouldn't it be fantastic if I could just actually buy a couple of joints here?? Oh well.
I'm off to watch basketball, because it's probably the last game. Which means we have to suffer thru another year of the Lakers thinking they're better than they are - which sucks!!

A Good Day
(2002-08-13)
Yes, it was a pretty good day. Last night as we were going to bed I told Nerdstar that I really wished my period would start over night so that I could call in sick today and it would set up decent timing for the trying to get pregnant process. Sure enough, it actually started. The only down side was I had to go to the ob/gyn for a quick exam so they could up my perscription. Other than that it was great to not be at work. I had ice cream for lunch. I actually found the perfect father's day card. And, I got some pink fingernail polish. For some strange reason I've been wanting to paint my toenails... or more accurately, I've been wanting Nerdstar to paint my toenails. And who knows, maybe this weekend I'll even paint my fingernails. That hasn't happened in several years.
We went to see Sum of All Fears at this cool theater here. They serve drinks and dinner while you watch the movie. It was an ok movie, but not great. I'm not sure why it's so popular. For me there were just too many things that after 9/11 we all know aren't realistic. Like all the people wandering around without masks on after the bomb went off. I'm still reading the book, it's kinda dense so it's taking a while, but it's a good read.
I've been in such a good mood today. Feeling a little more optimistic than my usual self. I'm trying to hang on to this mood because the drugs I have to start taking Saturday are like PMS X 100. Absolute hell. I've been dreading taking them. Oh well, Nerdstar promised me lots of chocolate to get thru the next two weeks. At least the drugs will have either worked or not and will be out of my system in time for my week off.

Grace
(2002-08-15)
Apparently it's a slow news day all around. I'm pretty sure that's a good thing. No bombs went off today, no natural disasters, you know, that sort of thing. Actually, I'm sure there are bombs going off somewhere today, they just haven't made it to my radar.
Nerdstar is at work again today, it's just me and the pets lounging around. That calm, mellow, peaceful feeling is still lingering, and I'm wallowing in it, it's nice.
For the past two or three weeks, as I've gone to bed at night, some nights I've tried to relax and hear what all is going on in my brain. It's been good. I don't know how to explain that.
Last night I drifted back to the topic of Jesus saying the only commandment is to love as he loved us. I'm still trying to imagine what that looks like in reality - person to person. And I realized I don't have that kind of love in me. Back in college and just after, at the height of my believer days, I thought I had that kind of love. I might have been closer then, but I didn't have it. Right before I put my faith on hold I had a friend I loved unconditionally. It was an amazing feeling. It ran very deep. Things changed, we moved on and lost touch. But I think that experience of love is something I need to learn from and grow upon.
When I set aside being a Christian, I set aside some aspects of just being accepting of and graceous towards people. Maybe I'm regaining grace. I can almost sense and feel what it would be like to carry around that sort of unconditional love on a larger scale. The only person I thought of who would even come close is Mother Teresa.
I think a lot about all the christian friends I had who would say they love unconditionally - but I am a perfect example of the lie that is. They must have a different definition of unconditional.
Well, we'll see how long this current state lasts and where it leads. What I love most about writing in here is that I never know what's going to come out. I sit down to type thinking, well, I'm feeling pretty darn boring and then all these ideas and words keep appearing on the screen. I like it.

Semantics are fun
(2002-08-17)
Today wasn't too bad. I always like how that basically negative sentence is usually interpreted as a positive one. It's not like I'm saying today was actually good, I'm just saying it wasn't TOO bad. Which very well might mean is sucked to high hell, but, you know, could have been worse.
Really though, it was good for a Monday. I started taking the pregnancy drugs Saturday morning and I could certainly tell last night - I was sorta hyped up and having hot flashes and weird dreams when I could sleep. The only real difference between this and a "normal" night would have to be the intensity. The good thing is the drugs haven't seemed to have hit my mood yet, so I'm still rather calm and mild.
I'm trying to not constantly think about the getting pregnant stuff. It's like if I'm too optimistic I'll jinx it, but if I sorta ignore what's going on and not dwell on it, then it can sneak up on me and pleasantly surprise me. Yes, it's that scary in my brain.
But when I think about how I want to spend my days it's usually got nothing to do with a career, but it's all about having fun with my kids. Which sounds an awful lot like just being a mom, but I'd like to think I'll be a sort of Mary Poppins kind of mom. And I certainly don't have any interest in being a housewife - although I do want to be a kept woman. Aren't semantics fun??
So yeah, I'm hoping like hell this try at pregnancy works.

Waiting
(2002-06-19)
My life seems to be all about waiting for a while now. And that's hard when I think I'm suppose to be doing something to make things happen. But jobs and babies are not something you can just make happen. Hmmm... ok, maybe SOME people can just make babies GRIN, but so far I'm not one of them. I passed a pregnant teenager the other day at the mall and now that I'm fully aware of all the little details that have to be just right to actually get and stay pregnant - I realized those teenagers are not only furtile as hell, they must be having a LOT of sex!
And yes, I know there are people out there who can just make jobs happen to. I wish I had a couple of them in my life who could just say "here, this is exactly what you need to do". But it's not even a job for me I'm waiting on, it's a job for Nerdstar - and she's even more tired of waiting than I am. What makes it even harder is that I have so much time at work to sit and think. Even when I have things to keep me busy they only require about 20% of my brain. Trust me, the other 80% can tear thru thoughts at a damn rapid pace. Sometimes the thinking is good though. And maybe the waiting can be good. As impatient as I still am, I'm a lot more patient now than I was a few years ago.

Big Scary Picture
(2002-06-20)
I still think about September 11 a lot. Maybe because the women I'm reading online are connected to New York City (or maybe I read them because of that connection) and I've been fascinated and moved by going back and reading their lives since right before that day and what's happened since. It's crazy, since I have no personal connection to NYC. We visited there for a few days in October almost four years ago, and I admire the city greatly, but unless I've got big bucks in the bank I couldn't live there. I am not a commuter. I love my car, I love parking a few yards from the door I want to walk into. I'm not sure I could have "made it" in NYC, even when I was younger. But I have a new love and appreciation for the city and it's people.
Two of the four women are also Jewish, which seems to be another theme for me the past couple of weeks. And like NYC, I find myself deeply moved by the events going on not only in Israel, but also concerning Jews in Europe as well. Like HYPERLINK "http://asparagirl.com/blog" Asparagirl , I'm not optimistic about the future in the middle east, and by connection, our future here. Somehow all of this is tied into my faith and the subtle changes (mostly softening I think) in me. There's a really big picture that so far no one can see. The picture that ties the events of Sept. 11 and the events in the middle east, India and Pakistan. Ties in the loss of faith in corporate america, the scandle in the Catholic church. All of it. There are some major scary changes going on in the big picture. And the only thing I might want more than to be able to see the big picture clearly is a baby. The faith comes in because part of me still believes that God has that big picture, and he says "ask of me and I will tell you great and hidden things."
I've been wondering what this coming Sept. 11 will feel like. I've been tempted to take that day off. It's hard to explain why. I don't want it to become another national holiday where we all are just happy to be off work.

Contented Sigh
(2002-06-21)
Contented sigh inserted here. It's Friday afternoon and I'm counting down the minutes and reading way too many blogs at work. There are so many good writers out there and it's so fun to read and to think. It's a fanastic type of voyeurism! So if you're ever reading this and you've got some time on your hands - click the links - I promise it's worth the time.
I'm playing this terrible game called "this time next week..." Because, actually, this time next week I'll be just over an hour away from being on vacation. And with any luck at all I'll be getting pregnant because next Thursday the little ovulation monitor will show a pretty picture of a little egg indicating that yes, I did ovulate, so that Friday we can go to the doctor's office and inject some little sperms.
Then there's always that one in a billion chance that the lottery pool we did at work today will actually win and I'll be looking at houses in the northwest. Uh huh, sure.
I'm not sure which game is actually more fun - "this time next ..." or "this time last..." I play them both way too much!
Oh well. Tonight is Taiwanese food and dvd's and snuggling!

Volunteering
(2002-08-23)
It's been a good weekend. Unfortunately, Nerdstar had drill. But I got to sleep late and relax.
Yesterday I went to a volunteer orientation for Out Youth . The two staff members doing the orientation were really good. I was surprised that out of about 13 people wanting to volunteer only one was a gay man. I think only one of the women was older than me. I never think of myself as being a 34 year old grown woman, I don't feel or look my age. Several of the young women are grad students. There was one older woman there who frankly was kind of a freak. Maybe that's too harsh a word. But she was certainly inappropriate. There's always someone like that in a group of people. I would think that if you're wanting to volunteer to mentor and be a role model for teenagers, you wouldn't necessarily want to bring up your own suicide attempts while pretty much sounding like they're still a possibility. I guess that's the whole point of screening people who want to volunteer huh?
Anyway. Within the next two weeks there will be an individual interview and then I hope to be all set to volunteer. They have "drop in" time where kids come by and hang out. They also have support groups and counseling and such. I think it'll be cool to hang out with the kids, see where they're at, listen to them. I also think it'll be good for me to get out, get me out of being stuck in my own head too much.
I was kinda afraid the organization would be too political and such, you know, me being such a conservative and all. I don't really see that as a problem. Which is nice.
Sometimes I think I'm the only gay person who doesn't feel more relaxed and "at home" in a room full of gay people than a room full of straight people. But really, I just don't feel comfortable in groups of people.
That being uncomfortable is a direct result of the job I've had for the past two years. When I first started this job I was excited to be working with a lot of nice women. It just didn't turn out that way. This has been my first experience at how you just can't always trust women. And I hate that. But another reason for feeling sort of out of place in a room full of gays is that being a lesbian isn't my major self indentifying factor. Yes, I'm a lebian, yes I have a girlfriend. I'm also a whole lot of other things. And a whole lot of things I was ten years ago I'm not now. I guess I've gone thru too many major shifts in views to like being labeled.
Anyway. Other than that I watched UT win the college world series, that was cool. Last night we had a nice dinner and then just sorta hung out. Today I watched Mulholland Drive on dvd. I was terribly disappointed there wasn't commentary with it. Then we had dinner and went to see Ya Ya. It was a good movie, but for some reason it didn't move me to tears like it has so many other women. Maybe I'm at peace with the demons between Mom and I.
Now it's about 11:15 and that's way past my bedtime. So before I yawn again I'll close this out.

Might get a life soon
(2002-06-25)
It's one of those days at work where four out of five managers and several workers are out of the office and the phones aren't ringing much. That is to say, yes, it's slow and boring and a web surfing kinda work day. Tomorrow will pretty much be a repeat.
This is the funniest thing I've read online today: HYPERLINK "http://www.angelfire.com/apes/omws/index2.html" Naked Gay Buffy Find the one titled "Once More, All Naked All Gay"
An added bonus is that I got to take a long lunch and go eat with my girl! Today after work is my first session with a personal trainer. It's not something I'm really excited about doing, but it's necessary. Even more than the issue of losing weight, it's that my muscles are always a wreck, all tight and achy. So what I mostly want is to get them all streched out and relaxed so that I can go on longer walks and maybe then get in better shape. I'm definitely too young to feel this bad.
Can't say there's much going on.
Oh, I did sign up to take this class where a bunch of women get together and make a short film. The instructor is still not sure if it starts tomorrow night or sometime in August or September. I think it'll be really interesting to see how the whole process works - from writing to shooting and editing. The final short film will be shown somewhere in town when we're done. How cool is that? So while there's not much really exciting going on right now, it looks like I might be getting a life here pretty soon.

After Life?
(2002-06-26)
I think I've mentioned that to me there is no greater mystery than what happens after this life, and I suppose, the associated mystery of what are we doing before this life. And I got to wondering just how big an influence a person's beliefs about this mystery actually has on their every day life. Tied into this is the question of human nature and what can "overcome" it.
I know, this is at the heart of pretty much every religion. So, do the people who hold those faiths have a different daily experience? Does a Christian's belief in heaven make their nature any different than an athiests? I'm not sure I see that it does.
Sure, the people currently strapping bombs to themselves and killing people supposedly are motivated by their belief of the rewards this will get them. I think it's not their faith so much as their hate motivating them.
There are also cults every so often where people will commit mass suicide because of their beliefs. But again, is it really what's awaiting them that's their motivation or is it simply fear or peer pressure or something else? What about monks and priests and nuns and the like? Yes, I think they some of them are people who's beliefs actually affect their human nature and every day life - at least I certainly hope so. So what is it in them that allows for this?
Then there are the people who have near death experiences, or die for a short time and are revived; people who battle cancer; people who survive tragedy and disaster - are they able to sustain real, long term change in their lives? Or is this life and our human nature just too much to overcome? Do the exceptions prove the rule?
Am I making any sense?
I mean, if our faith and brushes with death can't sustain our becoming our "better angels" what possibly can?
One day, when I've got the means, I'd love nothing more than to set up a company to really research these things. To do the interviews and long term studies it would take to see what produces long term rising above "human nature".

Exactly!
(2002-06-27)
I stole this from Samizdata. I'm not sure there's much that frustrates me more than paying taxes and seeing how stupidly that money is wasted. These guys have expressed it much better than I ever could.Buzzflash have produced a great long list of why people are not paying too much tax to the state. Not surprisingly whilst I agree with many of the points they raise, it is because I think their list actually proves quite the opposite.
- Don't drive on paved streets or highways.
Highways, like all property, should be private property... and so I would rather pay tolls that taxes.
- Don't call 911.
My neighbourhood is so dissatisfied with the Police Service we are hiring a local security to patrol the area, funded by subscription. Better yet, acquire a gun.
- Don't flush your toilet.
Why not? Water utilities are private, not state operations in many parts of the world. The state is not the only way.
- Don't bring your garbage to the curb.
I don't have to, the private garbage collectors we use come to our back door and collect it.
- Don't fly in an airplane that uses air-traffic controllers.
Privatise, privatise, privatise!
- Don't use the court system.
Correct... use arbitrators and law merchants if the state lets you. - Don't call the police when you get robbed.
Quite so, carry a gun and shoot the fucker dead yourself.
- Don't use the US Post Office. Send all your letters via FedEx or UPS. Yes, that is a splendid idea.
- Don't ask for a farm subsidy for not growing crops.
Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't ask for a taxpayer subsidy to do business in a city or state. Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't buy a sports franchise and ask the taxpayers to build your stadium. Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't send your children to public schools.
Quite so... the state has no business 'educating' children in the first place and certainly not at my expense.
- Don't attend a state university.
Quite so... see above, though given that the state may have stolen your money to fund the place anyway regardless of your wishes, don't feel too bad if you do.
- Don't expect a social security payment.
Quite so, start building up a private pension!
- Don't let Medicare pay your bills if you are over 65 or disabled. Quite so... buy insurance and set money aside for eventualities and old age... and if you don't, don't expect me to fund your irresponsible behaviour or bad luck.
- Don't look for a government contract to bolster your defense industry business.
Hmmm... as a minarchist I see this as one of the few legitimate roles of the state, but certainly quite a lot of defense roles could be taken up by Protection Agencies and Private Military Organisations like Sandline. The reality is the weapons have to come from somewhere.
- Don't look for a government.
Okay, if you insist.
- Don't look for a lucrative government consultant contract. Okay.
- Don't run for political office where your salary is paid for by the taxpayers.
Damn straight!
- Don't accept government research findings that subsidize research for your industry.
Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't be an airlines and expect the government to bail you out.
Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't be a car company and expect the government to bail you out.
Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't be a steel company and expect the government to bail you out.
Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't be a company that pollutes and expect the taxpayer to bail you out.
Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare.
- Don't climb to the top of the Washington Monument, which is maintained at taxpayer expense.
Yes, it should be private property.
- Don't make use of police services.
You are repeating yourself guys... see earlier about dialling '911'
- Don't be rescued by fire department paramedic team.
In many places these guys are private organisations and not an arm of the state. The Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) for example shows how a national emergency service can be run independently of both the states control and its funding.
- Don't call the fire department.
See previous.
- Don't expect federal assistance if a natural disaster destroys your home or business.
Quite so... buy insurance for Christ's sake and if you insist on living on a flood plain, consider moving somewhere more sensible!
- Don't expect the military to defend your country.
Again, it is one of the very few areas for the state to actually have a function... but Protection Agencies and Private Military Organisations can do much of the work.
- Don't visit national parks or hike in national forests.
Privatise them.
- Don't eat USDA inspected meat, cheese, eggs or produce.
Better yet, abolish the USDA.
- Don't take any medications tested and approved by the FDA.
Better yet, abolish the FDA.
- Don't drink, bath or otherwise use the water from municipal water systems. Privatise it, if it is not already so, which in many places is indeed the case. - Don't look at or relay a weather report.
There are just as likely to be privately provided services.
- Don't look at a NASA generated picture.
Better still, abolish NASA.
- Don't expect a unit of measure like a gallon of gas to be a full gallon.
Why not? There are many non-state centred ways to achieve that.
- Don't expect an elevator to work correctly or not fall.
Ludicrous. I expect the owner of the elevator to not want to get sued and that can be achieved without idiotic 'health and safety' regulations.
- Don't expect a red light to work.
See above.
- Don't be the Minority Senate Leader Named Trent Lott and expect American taxpayers to subsidize the building of private industry cruiseliner ships in your home state.
Better yet abolish the Senate...or failing that, abolish Trent Lott.
- Don't accept government money to help develop a product which you then personally patent or copyright and sell for your own profit.
Quite so... just say no to corporate welfare and reject all stolen 'government' money.
- Don't use the services of a doctor who is licensed through the state.
Better yet, abolish state regulation and leave it to private competitive rating agencies and insurance companies.
- Don't expect research into medical problems such as cancer, heart disease, diabetes, aging, prostrate, menopause, etc.
You must be joking! The main driver for that R&D is the profit motive!
- Don't use the public library.
Yes, abolish them.
- Don't go to a state university affiliated hospital.
Yes, abolish them.
- Don't go to a state university.
Yes, abolish them.
- Don't watch state college sports.
I don't.
- Don't apply for government grants.
Yes, abolish all grants, which are just redistributed stolen property.
- Don't use your state's Convention Centers.
Yes, burn them down and build something useful rather than have places for mass political rallies.
- Don't go to a state, city or municipal-run airport.
Yes, privatise them.
- Don't ask for rural electrification.
I didn't!
- Don't ask for FEC regulations that protect us from crooked financial planners.
I didn't!
- Don't ask to keep the airwaves free so your right-wing psycho radio talk show host can lie to you.
Huh?
- Don't ask for a business loan from the small business administration.
Yes, abolish the SBA.
- Don't ask to use the G.I. bill to go to college.
Quite so.
- Don't allow Al Gore to sponsor legislation to turn a military computer network (DARPANet/ARPANet) into the public-accessed 'Internet'.
Er... it was rather more complex than that.
- Don't drive a car that benefits from government safety regulations.
'Benefit' my arse. I am not given the option unfortunately or I would indeed rip out much of the mandated crap in cars these days.
- Don't use electricity generated by TVA or some government-owned and maintained dam or facility.
Quite so, privatise them and return the stolen land they are built on.
- Don't use currency printed by the US Treasury.
Quite so, lets return to non-nationa