I was born at 10 lbs, not really a usual occurrence to this day. My sign in the Chinese zodiac is the rat. I was actually a picky eater until I was about 9 years old. I was primarily raised by my paternal grandparents. I’ve not seen or talked to either of my parents and stepparents for a few years now. I’m pretty damn proud to be Chinese! At 33, I still feel at least 10 years younger, however, my body is not feeling quite the same. I should have been a veterinarian. I have taken in many stray animals, from snails to kittens. 10 It still, however, took Silly (the GF’s cat) at least 2 years to get used to my presence in her life. I was a virgin until I was 26. I think there were a few girls who liked me from when I was in middle school, high school, and college, even though nothing physical ever happened. Perhaps I was too clueless to figure what they had figured out but I finally caught on when I turned 27. My family probably will never approve of my life with my GF. I get along best with kids and animals, just somehow could never figure people out. I’m a reservist, but I don’t look forward to weekend drills. I never partied hard. I’ve traveled to or have driven through at least 45 of the 50 states. I love steaks and eggs. I tried eating vegetarian for 3 days, but finally gave up because I felt too weak. 20 I’m pretty damn lucky to have survived my deployment to Iraq. I’m neither a republican nor a democrat. I’m a fan of “South Park”. I think my career in the army has been a kind of “taking it up the ass” experience, but so far it’s my only source of income. I’m a very smell-orientated person, I don’t have much of a personal scent but I’m sensitive to others’ scents. I love tee-shirts! My pets don’t see me as the dominant one over them. I like the occasional porno. It took me 32 years to get a tattoo. Iraq would have been exotic if it was not for the war. 30 I eat pretty balanced, a lot of everything! I studied anthropology in college, and it was a lot of fun. I have to make a point to exercise, being in the service, there’s always this shadow of PT test looming over me. I like to ride my bike, I’m neither competitive nor fast, but I enjoy it nevertheless. I like flavored cigars. I believe that everyone is a little bit gay, at least. I hate it when people don’t “tell it like it is”. I have trouble with people who are dominant and overbearing. I think in order to have good credit, you’ve got to owe lots of $ to everyone and that is lame. I’d really like to be a pop-culture critic. 40 For now though, I’m disguising myself as a linguist. Soup rocks! I can only listen to country music for so long. I usually don’t like chick flicks. I’ve got over 1,000 songs on my iPod. My dog thinks I’m boring. I’d like to own and operate a zoo one day. I’d like to have a flying bed…. seeing the world in the comfort of my own bed. I love Middle-Eastern food!